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Furniture-making and doomsday preparedness tips. Allegedly running information security engineering at Google.

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    lcamtuf‏ @lcamtuf 26 Jul 2017

    Your daily metaphor for the infosec industry.pic.twitter.com/SOPRPl04pl

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    • CHRISTINE ROZZI A Taylor Adam Foltzer Ben Reichert you will know the tragic extent of my failings Alvie 💜 Jamie Levy 💻 FirmWarez John-Mark Gurney
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      1. Anit Das‏ @anitdas 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Pretty sure it only repels ultrasonic birds.

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      1. Han Solo Mio‏ @HanSoloMio 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf @SecEvangelism

        The strobe light add-on would prevent such intrusions.

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      2. Peter Czanik‏ @PCzanik 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        The only way to secure your machine:pic.twitter.com/z5kiIRbAcW

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. GomoR‏ @PatriceAuffret 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @PCzanik @lcamtuf

        You forgot to cut Wi-Fi on this laptop :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. ⱣℍⓝǟặȓƄ⅃ȩ℻‏ @hhsecwatch 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @PatriceAuffret @PCzanik @lcamtuf

        You forgot to lock computer and user in a 12 inch concrete walled room with no windows and faraday cage

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. ⱣℍⓝǟặȓƄ⅃ȩ℻‏ @hhsecwatch 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @hhsecwatch @PatriceAuffret and

        (Of course, depending on who you are, this may be overkill) :-)

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      1. TorvarrenZasserty‏ @Torvarren 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf @landonnoll

        I wander if it is directional and there is a dead spot in the top. A bird could learn to get in that dead spot and be safe from other birds.

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      1. robre‏ @_robre 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        It's like hiring hackers to protect from hackers. All I see is an ethical certified bird here, doing his job

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      1. Lisa‏ @GibbsGirlAbby 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Obv a Russian bird...

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      1. HP‏ @gfcrone 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf @latentexistence

        Reminds me of the feral pigeons that use bird spikes to hold their nesting material firmly in place. Animals innocently frustrating us. Ha!

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      1. ChemQueen‏ @abusyfindom 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        I thought it was a cake with black icing at first.... and to be fair, it is missing a strobe light.

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      1. Leandro Pereira‏ @lafp 27 Jul 2017
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      1. Gerrit Coetzee‏ @dammitcoetzee 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Does this bird repeller come standard with the nest and cute bird? If so I'd like one.

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      1. Adrian has an extremely verbose display name  ✌🏽‏ @qi 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Serious question: do any of these ultrasonic repellents actually work?

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      1. Dylan Katz‏ @Plazmaz 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf @x0rz

        Who do you think installed the box? The bird wants that corner to itself.

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      1. The Great Leader‏ @Kediri_020 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Unless the bird is deaf.

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      1. Joxean Koret‏ @matalaz 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf @khaxan

        I love it

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      1. (+_+) кɛɣiŋ‏ @_tautoru 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        @ThinkstCanary next generation honeypot

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      1. John Burns‏ @jbkazoo 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lcamtuf

        Hmmm. I always built my birdhouses with wood. Guess I need to electrify them...

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