Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.pic.twitter.com/VVTstejBJO
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This is hilarious 
Marrrrry him!!!!!!
I married a guy like this and 13 years later he still cracks me up everyday!
It's a keeper 
I promise not to fight you for him, but I think he might be my soul mate too.
Omg you’re a Bristolian!
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