Lawyer Thoughts

@lawyerthoughts

undefeated trial lawyer. yoga instructor. semi-retired underwear model. consultant. provocateur. pressure specialist. I occasionally lie in my bio.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2011.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. svi 2013.

    I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people.

    139 replies 2.717 proslijeđenih tweetova 3.966 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    28. tra 2014.

    Stop "exasturbating" the situation by making up new words during your oral argument.

    9 replies 44 proslijeđena tweeta 83 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    7. kol 2018.

    me: *snort* court: your objection is sustained.

    65 proslijeđenih tweetova 238 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  4. 2. velj

    Lawyer: DON’T MOVE!! YOUR HIPS HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!

    Get her hips hooked up to a polygraph and find out everything
    16 proslijeđenih tweetova 66 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  5. 31. sij

    court: counsel who wrote “Boomboclaat” under these photo exhibits?

    5 replies 45 proslijeđenih tweetova 124 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  6. 31. sij

    As a lawyer walking into a room “oh him being here isn’t gonna help!” is one of the best greetings you can ask for.

    6 replies 29 proslijeđenih tweetova 177 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  7. 30. sij

    Sure it sounds bad when it’s repeated verbatim back to you out loud.

    1 reply 29 proslijeđenih tweetova 127 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  8. 29. sij

    side effects include upset stomach, nausea, dizziness, anger and disgust. Talk to your doctor if you come into contact with or are exposed to Alan Dershowitz speaking. Pregnant women, those nursing and any children caught up in sex trafficking should also avoid Alan Dershowitz.

    19 proslijeđenih tweetova 82 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  9. 29. sij

    With liberty and justice for all* *just us.

    12 proslijeđenih tweetova 75 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  10. 29. sij

    Congressional Switchboard (202) 224-3121

    8 proslijeđenih tweetova 15 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    28. sij

    Dear law students: you’ll be fine.

    The Deputy White House Counsel, Patrick Philbin, is on the Senate Floor arguing that a president shouldn't be impeached for minor treason, only serious treason. I'm not kidding.
    5 replies 17 proslijeđenih tweetova 78 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    28. sij

    I have never seen someone so excited to say something so stupid

    0:25
    ERNST: "IA caucuses are this next Monday evening. And I'm really interested to see how this discussion today informs and influences the Iowa caucus voters, those Demcaucus goers. Will they be supporting VP Biden at this point?" H/T
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    196 replies 747 proslijeđenih tweetova 6.622 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    28. sij

    I guess the White House couldn't find Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer.

    15 replies 38 proslijeđenih tweetova 311 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  14. 28. sij

    Today was an embarrassment to our profession.

    13 replies 38 proslijeđenih tweetova 246 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    27. sij

    This was one of the most difficult stories I've ever worked on, and not just because it's emotional. Please give it a read.

    1.540 proslijeđenih tweetova 3.460 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  16. 27. sij

    Dear law students: this is bullshit.

    Raskin: Giuliani defended Trump "vigorously, relentlessly & publicly.” She adds, "House managers may not like his style, you may not like his style. But one might argue that he is everything … a defense lawyer must be: outrageous, irreverent, blasphemous, rogue, a renegade."
    8 replies 34 proslijeđena tweeta 139 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  17. 27. sij

    Dear law students: don’t grow up to be ken starr.

    5 replies 38 proslijeđenih tweetova 174 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. 27. sij

    Raise your hand if you’ve gone to trial without full discovery.

    It’s really nuts to have a trial without full discovery. Doesn’t happen in any other court in our system and for precisely the reason highlighted by the Bolton news: so there are no evidentiary surprises when the trial starts.
    30 proslijeđenih tweetova 325 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    25. sij

    Soooo about this: Any 1A lawyers out there want to help me? 🙏

    Cool, is trying to subpoena my Twitter data for no apparent reason. Glad to see our tax dollars funding a congressman’s harassment campaign against journalists, activists, and other citizens.
    227 replies 2.082 proslijeđena tweeta 6.072 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  20. 25. sij

    Cowards getting upset at being called cowards will now do the most cowardly thing ever out of spite and not simply cowardice alone.

    1 reply 11 proslijeđenih tweetova 81 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    24. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    How is this not jury tampering!

    1 reply 5 proslijeđenih tweetova 10 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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