No one gives a flying fuck if you get it wrong. Use the wrong fork? The waiter will bring you a new one. You’ve gotta have a weird goddamn complex that a plot point in your life is “I used a fish fork for salad and everyone stared omg.” They did not.
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AND SINCE WE’RE HERE You know what happens when you’re stuck at a banquet and you blurt out a weird backstory. You’re now the most interesting person at the table and everyone’s happy as shit they have SOMETHING to talk about.
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THAT may be awkward. Because now you’re the subject. And you have to answer 101 questions they’ve always wanted to ask about cults or jail or eating squirrel or whatever the fuck. But fuck you. Everyone did not just stare in silence like you shit your pants.
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Also no one cares if you fuck it up — the wait staff will bring you a new one discreetly — this isn’t the crown ffs
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exactly even among snobs it would be considered déclassé to care
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The book was terrible.
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They could have just changed it to artichokes or something? I needed instruction in eating one in my thirties. http://artichokes.org/how-to-eat
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I recently found a thread of people admitting they disliked tamales because the corn husk is so tough.
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Apparently, that didn't even happen. Making a bad book into a worse movie FTW!
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Get thee back to Italy, here in Shakespearean England we eate with oure fingerspic.twitter.com/aH78vxgYH8
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No, you use a knife like a fork. It barbaric.
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