Lauren Roeder

@laurenroeder

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New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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  1. 13 Dec 2016

    Either I'm going crazy or a subway performer was really just playing the "Dunder Mifflin - the people person's paper people" song

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  2. Retweeted
    25 May 2016

    Mood

    1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
  3. 7 May 2016

    Well this is a first: my uber pool mate is squeezing in a quick costume change while we share the backseat of this Camry

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    4 May 2016

    RIP Guy Fieri

    48 replies 992 retweets 1,243 likes
  5. 1 May 2016

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  6. 30 Apr 2016

    My thirteen-year-old brother just asked if curfews are "legal"

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  7. 28 Apr 2016

    last night in nashville my uber driver's GPS had a southern accent

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    4 Jan 2016

    Need an extra push to achieve a 2016 resolution? Tell us about it and we'll write you motivational haiku!

    1 reply 6 retweets 6 likes
  9. 11 Nov 2015

    I have a theory that people who talk on the phone on the (above-ground) subway aren't actually talking to anyone

  10. 28 Oct 2015

    a great way to start off a sales pitch email: Hey Lauren, Hey Jason,

  11. 20 Oct 2015

    "How are you, lady?" - my Uber driver

    1 reply 1 like
  12. 9 Oct 2015

    Going to a concert where the crowd is primarily old people is mind blowing. Zero phone screens out taking photos or posting to social media

    2 replies 2 likes
  13. 7 Oct 2015

    ..but that really IS my mom's birthday (?!?!?!)

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  14. 6 Oct 2015

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  15. 23 Sep 2015

    Feeling kinda fly after finding out what my uber rating is!!

    1 reply
  17. 22 Sep 2015

    When fifteen-year-olds on Instagram know how to do their eyebrows better than you do

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  18. 21 Sep 2015

    i feel for the pizza rat

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  19. 16 Sep 2015

    Shoutout to the mailman napping in my office's lobby right now

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