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@laurenonizzle

Journalist , TV head & OG Internet person. I like comedy, computers, clothes and alliteration. My tweets are all your mom's. [lauren.oneil@cbc.ca]

Toronto
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Joined October 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 31

    "Lauren O'Nizzle puts the 'Oh SNAP!' in Snapchat." - Lauren O'Nizzle

    3 retweets 79 likes
  2. 7 hours ago

    Someone just whipped the door open to a chick giving some guy head in the portapotty 😂

    2 retweets 17 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    Ooooh ok. I get it now.

    JUST ANNOUNCED: Toronto After Party at tonight! Tix:
    2 likes
  4. 3 hours ago

    Is this related to the CNE? Are the 18-24 year olds of the GTA popping M at the Ex and then walking to King West?

    2 retweets 5 likes
  5. 3 hours ago

    What in the actual heck is going on in downtown-west Toronto tonight? Walking home from work and there are drunk 905 youths EVERYWHERE.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    I saw race-walking today for the first time outside of Malcolm in the Middle, and have decided to compete in the Olympics. How do I sign up?

    2 retweets 14 likes
  7. 4 hours ago

    Here are some photos of the naked Donald Trump statue in New York. Click at your own risk:

    2 retweets 6 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    "Narcissist" means something way darker than "likes to take selfies" so shut up, haters.

    8 retweets 6 likes
  9. 11 hours ago

    Scientists fall for clickbait too, according to scientists:

    3 likes
  10. 13 hours ago

    like dis if u cry evertim

    2 retweets 6 likes
  11. 13 hours ago

    Deleting your Instagram account won't solve the internet's hate problem, sorry.

    1 retweet 1 like
  12. 14 hours ago Toronto, Ontario

    The best way to fix child poverty in the U.S. is to give poor kids free money:

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. 15 hours ago

    Olympic updates as only can give them. "Race walking is awesome. Also, someone pooped their pants."

    3 retweets 6 likes
  14. 16 hours ago Toronto, Ontario

    A French race walker just pooped his pants during a 50k Olympic final. is dope.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  15. 17 hours ago

    The animal shelter for computer mice is what's up:

    7 retweets 5 likes
  16. 17 hours ago

    I was updating my Facebook privacy settings and it asked for a "legacy contact" so I chose my brother. Great choice.

    7 retweets 35 likes
  17. 18 hours ago

    Goodbye, Gawker. Love, .

    8 retweets 3 likes
  18. Aug 18

    This is my favourite slide in the how-to-be-a-better-writer deck I'm building.

    8 retweets 25 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    Inside the internet's unending quest to kill the GIF:

    8 retweets 4 likes
  20. Aug 18

    It's your time to shine, Rattata.

    2 retweets 23 likes
  21. Aug 18

    THERE IS A PORYGON AT BATHURST AND HARBORD! GO! !!!

    2 retweets 7 likes

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