Lauren NostroVerified account

@laurennostro

. formerly . i like people too much or not at all.

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Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 23

    I profiled for 's Summer Music issue.

    23 retweets 64 likes
  2. 22 minutes ago

    ok mr belding.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  3. 23 minutes ago

    1 retweet 7 likes
  4. 29 Nov 2015

    when ur a dedicated detective that investigates these vicious felonies but ur crush walks by

    27,133 retweets 31,688 likes
  5. May 26

    i luv a surprise ending

    296 retweets 1,397 likes
  6. 12 hours ago

    I've listened to "No Time" minimum 25 times today.

    4 likes
  7. 13 hours ago

    Sorry

    I just asked if I can tweet "I can't believe I'm not getting dicked down to fireworks rn" and she said no.
    4 likes
  8. 13 hours ago

    I just asked if I can tweet "I can't believe I'm not getting dicked down to fireworks rn" and she said no.

    1 retweet 20 likes
  9. 23 Dec 2011

    U so dumb,... but u my dummy!!! Loved!!

    273 retweets 218 likes
  10. 14 hours ago

    I have no idea why but this bar on Bedford is playing the Bills Shout song. Happy 4th indeed.

    9 likes
  11. 15 hours ago

    As someone who drinks pickle juice (actual pickle juice not theoretical pickle juice) this is fucking nasty.

    This is a burger with 700 pickle slices
    1 retweet 3 likes
  12. 17 hours ago

    I bragged about my Italian grandfather's (may he rest is peace) homemade tanning lotion all weekend & it turned me into a tomato. Well done.

    1 retweet 9 likes
  13. 21 hours ago

    I nominate

    Anna Kendrick says she wants to play 's Squirrel Girl:
    2 retweets 17 likes
  14. 24 hours ago

    Since everyone's talking about sports I have a hot take: KanJam fucking sucks.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  15. Jul 4

    Having PTSD on the beach today after a little girl ran up to me last summer, pointed at my gigantic horse tattoo & yelled "mom look a pony!"

    27 likes
  16. Jul 4

    I cannot believe I missed this.

    0:53
    the reactions of and to a surprise wheatus - teenage dirtbag performance >>>
    2 likes
  17. Jul 3

    I'm in tears.

    11 likes
  18. Jul 3

    He went back for more bread, too. Something "rustic."

    3 likes
  19. Jul 3

    Today's the day bought a lotta bone marrow and 4 pints of berries but said burrata and mozzarella together is "excessive."

    16 likes
  20. Jul 3

    Why I didn't bring wine on this trek out to Long Island is truly beyond me.

    11 likes
  21. Jul 2

    I'm gonna go right ahead and dare myself to drink alla these

    7 likes

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