Lauren Evans

@LaurenFaceEvans

Freelance writer // Contributor at , , others. Tasteful inquiries to lnevans9 [at] gmail [dot] com

Brooklyn, New York
Joined September 2009

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    I wrote about the rise and fall of the world's most unlikely pub for !

  2. Always hold powerful institutions' feet to the fire.

  3. Lael Wilcox was the first women to win the 4,000+ mile Trans Am Bike Race. Not surprisingly, she's cool as hell.

  4. I DO want to know what has to say about "guys who like fat chicks," but I'm also afraid touching this will give me scabies.

  5. My neighbor left this desiccated from May 2011 outside.

  6. . sent me to LUST at House of Yes and it was the best party I've been to in years.

  7. Sweet jesus this interview with Henry Rollins gets 10/10 black flags.

  8. Still love this joint from last year. Happy Father's Day to the rest of us!

  9. Happiness is sitting in an airy bar watching Ronaldo blow it in the 80th minute

  10. "Please no photos during the pussy paintings at 1am" = reigning best (and most unrealistic) demand a press person has ever made of me.

  11. That's...it? This much could be raised in 12 hours flat if it meant we got to shoot the NRA into the sun.

  12. Btw everyone should be reading , an excellent news source on gun policy that shouldn't have to exist.

  13. here is a real conversation i had with my very woke, enormous 2-year-old son after hillary clinton's historic win

  14. Counterpoint: Remember how DeLillo describes the sunsets after the airborne toxic event

  15. Lauren Evans followed , , and 8 others
  16. My spirits have really improved following my self-induced moratorium on writing about Trump.

  17. It turns out three minutes is enough time for Gloria Steinem to discuss America before "Columbus fucked it all up."

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