Lauren Evans

@LaurenFaceEvans

Freelance writer // Contributor at , , others. Tasteful inquiries to lnevans9 [at] gmail [dot] com

Brooklyn, New York
Joined September 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 9

    I wrote about the rise and fall of the world's most unlikely pub for !

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  2. Jul 3

    Always hold powerful institutions' feet to the fire.

    The Times removed all the best drug references from this week's insane "Vows" column
    1 retweet 1 like
  3. Jun 27

    Lael Wilcox was the first women to win the 4,000+ mile Trans Am Bike Race. Not surprisingly, she's cool as hell.

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  4. Jun 23

    Oh my.

    16 retweets 6 likes
  5. Jun 22

    I DO want to know what has to say about "guys who like fat chicks," but I'm also afraid touching this will give me scabies.

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  6. Jun 22

    My neighbor left this desiccated from May 2011 outside.

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  7. Jun 20

    . sent me to LUST at House of Yes and it was the best party I've been to in years.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  8. Jun 19

    Sweet jesus this interview with Henry Rollins gets 10/10 black flags.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  9. Jun 19

    Still love this joint from last year. Happy Father's Day to the rest of us!

  10. Jun 18

    Happiness is sitting in an airy bar watching Ronaldo blow it in the 80th minute

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  11. Jun 16

    "Please no photos during the pussy paintings at 1am" = reigning best (and most unrealistic) demand a press person has ever made of me.

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  12. Jun 15

    Alt head: Fuck This Sushi Donut

    Thank God is working tonight and can call out this abomination for what it is
  13. Jun 15

    That's...it? This much could be raised in 12 hours flat if it meant we got to shoot the NRA into the sun.

    Remember gave : $78,450 in 2016 $149,850 in 2014 $119,049 in 2012 $152,200 in 2010 $163,550 in 2008
  14. Jun 13

    Btw everyone should be reading , an excellent news source on gun policy that shouldn't have to exist.

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  15. Jun 9

    UNSUBSCRIBE

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  16. Jun 8

    here is a real conversation i had with my very woke, enormous 2-year-old son after hillary clinton's historic win

    138 retweets 359 likes
  17. Jun 7

    Counterpoint: Remember how DeLillo describes the sunsets after the airborne toxic event

    No words could capture the beauty of Brooklyn tonight.
    1 retweet
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  19. Jun 4

    My spirits have really improved following my self-induced moratorium on writing about Trump.

    Dressing as a hot dog on "princess day" is the key to winning the internet forever
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  20. Jun 3

    It turns out three minutes is enough time for Gloria Steinem to discuss America before "Columbus fucked it all up."

    What comes of exactly three minutes with Gloria Steinem
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  21. Jun 3

    Damn it don't go.

    1 retweet 1 like

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