Laura Thomas

@lauraclthomas

language nerd. speedy walker.

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined September 2012

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  1. 3 hours ago

    Just saw an emo teenager wearing a Trump 2016 shirt. Why??

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    I know everybody on this island Seems so happy on this island Everything is by design...

  3. Jun 6

    A woman just wrote a check to pay for her groceries. What year is it now?

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    WHEN JULIE ANDREWS HAS TO TAKE TIME OUT OF HER DAY TO TELL YOU SHE'S SICK OF YOUR CRAP, YOU ARE AN AWFUL PRESIDENT.

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    Jun 1
  6. Jun 1

    Discovering you left your headphones at home is like

  7. Retweeted
    May 27

    3 Americans were murdered this past week for standing up to white terrorists. Richard Collins III Taliesin Myrddin Namkai-Meche Rick Best

  8. May 24

    . Killer show tonight. Please never stop channeling Clarence and the Boss

  9. Retweeted
    May 20

    Wegmans is savage

  10. May 19

    The greatest Trump troll of our generation

  11. May 19

    MasterChef Junior is everything

  12. Retweeted
    May 18

    Danielle Briggs Christensen gets this just right.

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    May 18
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    May 17

    Trump says no politician has ever been treated more unfairly. I disagree, after I destroyed Alderaan, the Rebel Alliance was very mean to me

  15. May 9

    Found two giant spiders in my tub tonight. Learned a valuable lesson about opening windows with no screens at night.

  16. Retweeted
    May 8

    Okay, fine. We weren't going to do this, but here you go.

  17. Retweeted
    May 8
    Replying to
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    May 8

    I just got sad thinking how if they made Tamagotchis today, every kid would raise them gluten-free vegan.

  19. Retweeted
    May 7

    Victory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world. Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that)

  20. May 7

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