Laura Thomas

@lauraclthomas

language nerd. speedy walker.

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined September 2012
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  1. 3 hours ago

    Just saw an emo teenager wearing a Trump 2016 shirt. Why??

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    I know everybody on this island Seems so happy on this island Everything is by design...

    38 replies 866 retweets 2,934 likes
  3. Jun 6

    A woman just wrote a check to pay for her groceries. What year is it now?

    2 likes
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    Jun 2

    WHEN JULIE ANDREWS HAS TO TAKE TIME OUT OF HER DAY TO TELL YOU SHE'S SICK OF YOUR CRAP, YOU ARE AN AWFUL PRESIDENT.

    85 replies 7,624 retweets 17,669 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    There it is

    200 replies 18,181 retweets 34,282 likes
  6. Jun 1

    Discovering you left your headphones at home is like

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  7. Retweeted
    May 27

    3 Americans were murdered this past week for standing up to white terrorists. Richard Collins III Taliesin Myrddin Namkai-Meche Rick Best

    879 replies 66,440 retweets 99,985 likes
  8. May 24

    . Killer show tonight. Please never stop channeling Clarence and the Boss

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    May 20

    Wegmans is savage

    313 replies 7,012 retweets 19,990 likes
  10. May 19

    The greatest Trump troll of our generation

    📈 Lookups for 'collusion' are up more than 1800%
    1 retweet 1 like
  11. May 19

    MasterChef Junior is everything

    1 reply 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 18

    Danielle Briggs Christensen gets this just right.

    4 replies 42 retweets 133 likes
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    May 18

    99 replies 8,511 retweets 17,478 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 17

    Trump says no politician has ever been treated more unfairly. I disagree, after I destroyed Alderaan, the Rebel Alliance was very mean to me

    39 replies 2,902 retweets 6,311 likes
  15. May 9

    Found two giant spiders in my tub tonight. Learned a valuable lesson about opening windows with no screens at night.

  16. Retweeted
    May 8

    Okay, fine. We weren't going to do this, but here you go.

    153 replies 1,758 retweets 6,833 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 8
    Replying to

    Happy Monday, Internet.

    92 replies 1,083 retweets 4,895 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 8

    I just got sad thinking how if they made Tamagotchis today, every kid would raise them gluten-free vegan.

    27 replies 218 retweets 1,318 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 7

    Victory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world. Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that)

    15,408 replies 84,540 retweets 294,252 likes
  20. May 7

    Yes please

    1 retweet 3 likes

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