Laura Russell

@laura_rusty

Art director and designer with a hatred for coriander and love for all things gold.

Oxford, England
Joined May 2009

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  1. 17 hours ago

    Got a sunburn after sitting in the hot tub for an hour under the English sun 🙄

  2. Jun 9

    Not even 11am and I'm killing it at 's office bingo 💯 better watch yo' self team

  3. Jun 8

    "Which party promises more treats and walkies?" Chloe voted, have you?

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    This policeman dancing with kids. ❤️

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    imagine a man so insecure he's trying to fire earth

  6. May 24

    Things I never thought I'd have to think about no. 1: How to draw a good looking vector image of pita bread

  7. Retweeted
    May 18

    Puns are the highest form of literature according to Alfred Hitchcock & who are we to argue

  8. May 16

    There are few things as satisfying as finding the perfect windshield wiper speed

  9. May 16
  10. May 2

    I would rather get food poisoning instead of a common cold - at least it's over in 24 hrs and you can fully commit to being sick

  11. Apr 30

    if you want me to sign in to your website then put me back where I was when the process is done. Take note,

  12. Apr 26

    Anyone else get extremely self-conscious every time you say the word "croissant"?

  13. Apr 21

    Bathroom spray needs a revamp. No matter how pleasant the smell it will always have that hint-of-poop undertone

  14. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    When you show your friend something funny and you're waiting for them to laugh so you can laugh even more

  15. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    (2 days ago) 'Come on, it's highly unlikely that I'm going to eat a 1.5 kg chocolate egg by myself isn't it' (Just now) 'Fuck'

  16. Apr 14
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    Bad timing on your app update, !

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