The Chipotle person didn't use a slotted spoon getting my pico de Gallo and now my burrito is all soggy Beat *that*
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I went to buy a new phone but last month's promotion was over, AND the restaurant I like near the phone store was closed Beat *that*
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I was at starbucks and forgot my receipt so I had to wait in line again to get the bathroom code
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I bought a space heater but it only has settings for every 5 degrees so I can't set it at 67
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The shelves in my living room are the same color as my remote, making it very hard to find when misplaced
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On my smart TV, Netflix doesn't even have an option to go to "My List"
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My YouTube, Facebook etc. Are linked to an embarrassing email address name I made in middle school
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I don't know how to dust shelves
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the whole incel-volcel movement is probably what is messing up those "kids aren't having enough fun sex" stats that
@Noahpinion creepily loves to obsess about.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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