Larry WilmoreVerified account

They’re not cookies; they’re *crackers*. #Dogwhistle

Wow. There’s ten minutes of my life I’ll never get back. About a half-dozen or more issues ping-ponging down the page. But I *did* confirm I wasn’t misremembering that there *was* a string “handle” on the boxes of my childhood.

This is how the Tangerine Idi Amin gets re-elected.

That giraffe looks like it smoked weed. Does this mean the crackers support legalizing marijuana? And why is the CLEARLY female zebra all the way on the end and not the middle.Misogynistic cookies???

Ok....so the President is a racist...he’s surrounded by racists...the Senate majority leader is a racist....the Speaker of the House is a jellyfish...and people are up in arms about a f*cking COOKIE? #priorities

Lol... good one Larry. Honest to God I have never heard the phrase "monkey up". "Monkey around" for sure but the meanings are miles apart.

That's a pretty heavy burden to put on *packaging*.

You really, really, really need to be back on TV.

Welcome to Florida politics

I agree so does this mean I can’t eat Animal cookies I thought they were just cookies lol

Wow! Let's take care of our treasonous president and reunite immigrant families before we tackle the big cookie crisis of 2018, K?

Oh sure, the crackers get let out of cages...

Well, not so long ago the EU was discussing the curvature of the bananas! It must be so difficult to tackle real problems...

The cookies are already shit. Don't make the kids read a shitty blog on purchase.

Once again PETA strikes in the most ineffective way. Remember their Thanksgiving ad where turkeys with rifles attacked shoppers? Made me want to eat more Turkey before those feathered ruffians came for me.

Seriously! Should they also put anti-nazi ribbons on a couple of the Jewish animals?! Pick your battles PETA— it’s literally a meat free food.