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local gossip. creator and host of
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San Francisco, CAlinktr.ee/eatingforfreeBorn March 3Joined February 2014
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one of my favorite podcasts i've ever worked on! each week me and
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will use sex and the city as a discourse template for literally whatever's on our mind. listen now on patreon! patreon.com/eatingforfree
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🫶🏻Joan and @HormonalJew have a BRAND NEW PODCAST! 🫶🏻 Beautiful Women Updates drops every Friday on our Patreon or Alex's, and features two episodes of Sex and the City they use to talk about sucking, fucking, and whatever they want! patreon.com/eatingforfree
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this was literally a bojack horseman plot lol
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A recent Netflix contract sought to grant the company free use of a simulation of an actor’s voice “by all technologies and processes now known or hereafter developed, throughout the universe and in perpetuity.” (Source: nytimes.com/2023/04/29/bus)
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clocked 😮‍💨😞 (pisces sun/aries moon/cancer rising)
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Astrology can align us with so much: who we are, where we're headed, and even the designers who embody our inner spirits. For @TheCut_Shop, astrologer @LisaStardust_ broke down the energy of each zodiac sign, along with which look you should embrace trib.al/SvBWdop
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"parts of this album were a mess" name the parts. quickly! does that "mess" involve kevin aviance/freedia/heated? oh alien superstar? pure/honey? i wonder why. that's so crazy who could have guessed you homophobic freaks were sitting on that lol.
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only two things feel gender affirming anymore. 1. when the corner store cashier tells me he got the monsters i like 2. when my tattoo artist and i cut up in the shop about the kids these days
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listen now!!!!! we're on a fucking roll!!!
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Beautiful Women Updates ep. 2 — "A Cunty Little Cigarette" — is out now! This week, Joan and @HormonalJew talk Carrie Bradshaw's retro "birthing person" anxiety and analyze Shawn Mendes' role as an avatar of the idealized community top. Listen now! patreon.com/posts/82162086
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"the other two" and "i love that for you" are both catered to my every interest and also made just for me and only me. it's so special to be this loved by hollywood 🫶🏻
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favs on favs!
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Happy #TheOtherTwo Day! I talked to @drewtarver about Cary's trajectory in the (incredible, hilarious, brilliant, perfect) third season for @them. them.us/story/drew-tar
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the ultimate tragedy of VPR is that tom sandoval will always be close to famous, but never truly achieve anything. he will watch everyone around him go on to bigger and better things, doomed to be: "remember that one guy? what was his name? the one who cheated on ariana madix."
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Vanderpump Rules is better than Shakespeare because Tom Sandoval really tried to destroy Ariana's soul while he fucked her friend and gaslit her... only for her to become the most famous woman in America while he performs shows for 10 people in Long Island.
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I know it's mean or whatever but I feel like the tension around Looking on here right now is tied up in the anxiety of adult gay men who've realized that being gay doesn't really move the needle of culture like it did when they first got into media a decade ago lol.
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listen now!!!!! we're on a fucking roll!!!
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Beautiful Women Updates ep. 2 — "A Cunty Little Cigarette" — is out now! This week, Joan and @HormonalJew talk Carrie Bradshaw's retro "birthing person" anxiety and analyze Shawn Mendes' role as an avatar of the idealized community top. Listen now! patreon.com/posts/82162086
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💀 yeah this show’s toast lol
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“The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power” will move forward with production, but without the services of executive producers J.D. Payne and Patrick McKay. bit.ly/3p9vid0
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I don’t want to downplay what just happened by making false equivalencies but it all is related imo. A population of people who aren’t adults. Just angry, impulsive, isolated children who can’t handle being uncomfortable or titillated or scared without lashing out.
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I really don’t know what to make of a country where people are terrified to interact with each other. So sexless that even the potential of seeing sex through 1 of our fantasy mediums is likened to depravity. So scared of the poor that extermination becomes normalized.
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