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    Parisa Tabriz‏Verified account @laparisa 16 Oct 2018

    My opening joke at today's work offsite: "I was going to tell you all a UDP joke, but you might not get it." The only person that laughed was @__apf__

    5:52 PM - 16 Oct 2018
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      2. Well Boosted‏Verified account @juhasaarinen 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa @riskybusiness @__apf__

        Do the TCP joke as well

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Parisa Tabriz‏Verified account @laparisa 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @juhasaarinen @riskybusiness @__apf__

        What joke is that?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Karl‏ @supersat 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa @__apf__

        Pretty sure I saw DAYS of these memes way back when I interned there ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Adriana Porter Felt‏Verified account @__apf__ 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa

        parisa judges MY puns but I won't hold it against a good protocol joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. Andrew Whalley‏ @arw 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @__apf__ @laparisa

        All puns should be judgement free.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Chris Eng‏Verified account @chriseng 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa @__apf__

        What is wrong with your team?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Karl‏ @supersat 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @chriseng @laparisa @__apf__

        they're either not QUIC enough or care too much about reliability

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Mugdha Myers‏ @mugdha_myers 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa @__apf__

        I laughed as I read this on the toilet!

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      1. Bob K  🇨🇦‏ @harrybulzonya 16 Oct 2018
        Replying to @laparisa @__apf__

        Ack ack ack ack ....

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      1. stuart‏ @stuartayeates 16 Oct 2018
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