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Sassy Senior

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Joined June 2015

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#KindredSpirits No " ghost bread"!!!!

#KindredSpirits My favorite! Boo Buddy!!!

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#GeezerSongs round, round, get around,I hoverround.

#SayGoodbyeIn4Words Hasta La Bye Bye

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#MakeASandwichSing Itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot panini

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#FakeMichaelMyersFacts wants a jingle sung about him, like his famous brother, Oscar.

#MoneyAMonster Godbilla,Children of the Coin

#OddWaysCatsWouldRuleTheWorld when problems arise, p*ss on them & kick litter over them & walk away.

#TipsToBeBalanced a Margarita in each hand

#FlavoredCelebrities Cuba Gooding Jr Mints

#FeedAMovieOrBook Lord of the Fries. Beauty & the Feast. The Girl with the Dragon Tartar

#BestExcusesToStayInBed They told me I should follow my dream & sang 🎶 dream until my dream comes true🎶. Just follwing orders.

#UnsuccessfulSuperVillains

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#IsMyFoodTruckName ( selling baked goods) We're Doughs

#AComplimentGoneAwry Wow! Who does your make up? Crayola?

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#FoundInThe8thCircleOfHell that at least my coffee stayed hot

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#WhenTheSirensComeOutToPlay. Back in the day, it meant RUN!

#MyMottoIs if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between sh*t & syphilis in the dictionary.

#BusDriverSongs Another rides the bus, another one rides the bus, & another gets on & anothers gets on, another one rides the bus...

#BusDriverSongs Hello...is a seat you looking for?

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#CowASongOrBand 🎶 I'm in love with a Guernsey Girl🎶

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#ReachForTheSkyButFirst remember that it keeps your boobs from sagging.

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If marriage is an institution & love is blind, is marriage an institution for the blind?

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#DinnerHorrorStories my first date at an Italian restaurant, menu in Italian only (whuch I don't know), I told the waiter, " I'll have the paggioni" The waiter looked confused & said point to it, which I did & then he said..." That says PAGE ONE". ( true story)

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#TheFamilyChantel He keeps talking about " his goals". What are his goals? He's never been specific.

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#ThatsMyCatchphrase If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary.

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#IceCreamBaseballTeams Minnesota Twin Pops

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#FryASong Fry like an Eagle

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#MusicForSushi anything by Hootie & the Blow Fish

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#AgeAMovieOrSong 🎶 Round, round, hover round. I hover round🎶

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Rest in Peace James Caan. Thanks for your talent.

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#BadNamesForDatingSites Bakers who are single : We're Dough's.

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#CelebritiesInTheSupermarket Peaches & Herbs

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#WhatNotToSayInAnInterview when asked " what steps would you take in case of emergency?" The answer is NOT " F#@&ing big ones".

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#PopsicleSongs 🎶Fla Vor Ice, Fla Vor Ice. Every morning you greet me.🎶

#iloveamamasboy what's the matter with Robert's right ear?

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#CarWashMovies The Suds of Anarchy

#MyDNATestSaid I'm negative!

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