Justin Lanza

@LANZAAAAAHH

Comedy. Film. Hardcore Music.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Mar 2015

    Hmmm. Not much hip hop on World Star Hip Hop

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  2. Jan 14

    They don't make calendars like they used to. I have to buy a new one every year!

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  3. Retweeted
    24 Jul 2017

    If ghost-hunting shows are ever resurrected, "Ghostbanger" would be must-see TV

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  4. 7 Jul 2017

    And why do you think you take a Mo to a Motel?

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  5. 23 Jun 2017

    Just like Little Caesar's I too am hot n' ready

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  6. 19 Jun 2017

    Dry your tears with the hankies of your enemies

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  7. 17 Apr 2017

    Just posted a video

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  8. 20 Mar 2017

    Ghostbanger teaser, full video link in my bio. #👻🍆

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  9. 20 Mar 2017

    Ghostbanger 👻🍆

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  10. 24 Oct 2016

    If you are what you eat, then I'm "pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

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  11. 24 Aug 2016

    Is under-butt the new side-boob?

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  12. 17 Jul 2016

    I've never seen a glass coffee mug in real life

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  13. 23 Apr 2016

    I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD! (Or tired or when I don't feel well)

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  14. 11 Apr 2016

    It would make more sense if we smoked weed at 311

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  15. 9 Apr 2016

    I want to cook all the recipies from this cooking show, but I'll never own enough tiny glass bowls

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  16. 5 Apr 2016

    Let's stop beating around the bush and just give me a cup of that sweet sweet whipped cream.

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  17. 3 Mar 2016

    So you're telling me "Sweet Leaf" isn't about Ozzy's favorite tea?

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  18. 13 Feb 2016

    Ever notice how you can always tell the female cartoon animals by their whore eyelashes?

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  19. 27 Jan 2016

    Ran into this at the airport, providing the most spontaneous yet!

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  20. 17 Jan 2016

    Just posted a photo

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  21. 7 Jan 2016

    Did you know that song that goes "My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack" is about exercise?

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