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Love the sūffer-fest.

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    1. Q102 Philly ‏@Q102Philly 19 May 2014

      I don't think @LanceArmstrong liked @CAH so much anymore after getting this card!!! --->http://bit.ly/1gGJTDp 

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      Lance Armstrong Verified account ‏@lancearmstrong 19 May 2014

      . @Q102Philly @CAH I actually laughed my ass off.

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      • CGCS_veritas Walter Le Magnifique Dominus Ignis Rovshan Abdullayev manny Zak Whaley Kay Ramans Ben W Cycling Tweets
      9:49 AM - 19 May 2014
      24 retweets 82 likes
      1. Nick Eltringham ‏@nick_elt 19 May 2014 Krakow, Poland

        @matthew3242 @lancearmstrong dude, get over it. Hes done many more better things for this world than bad, many more than us put together.

        1 retweet 0 likes
      2. Kevin de Koning ‏@InvasionHarstem 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH Damn it. So now you have no ass left either.

        0 retweets 7 likes
      3. finding wonderland ‏@toddmahoney 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong that's nuts!

        0 retweets 1 like
      4. Von Bjerring ‏@VonBjerring 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH Forget the haters! My 12yr old son still think you are the greatest! His biggest wish is to shake your hand

        0 retweets 1 like
      5. Catherine Palma ‏@z1z2z 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH If I saw something personal about myself on a card, I would laugh too 'cuz that would be so out there. #Omg

        0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Cynthia Reynolds ‏@CindyReynolds 19 May 2014

        Why do people think @lancearmstrong doesn't have a sense of humor? @Q102Philly @CAH

        0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Joseph Cohen ‏@CrazyJoe1989 20 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH If you can't laugh about beating cancer, what can you be more happy about?

        0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Erica Garcia ‏@reachhigher34 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH well now they can add another card about "your missing ass"

        0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Rupert Dietch ‏@RDietch 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH

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      10. Rupert Dietch ‏@RDietch 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH who can say they're hurt by Lance if you didn't watch or follow bicycling? You'd know they all cheated

        0 retweets 0 likes
      11. Jonas P. Ebwele ‏@PatientEbwele 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH You will always be the best... forget the haterz

        0 retweets 0 likes
      12. (((Niels Müller))) ‏@phidip 19 May 2014 Arhus, Denmark

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH then how do you sit on your bike ;)

        0 retweets 0 likes
      13. mattjacealways ‏@Crazypatsfan75 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH get the fuck over it. When 40 of the last 45 people who medal in a sport are doping who really cares?

        0 retweets 0 likes
      14. ATOMIC PUZZLE ‏@atomdotcom 19 May 2014

        So @lancearmstrong has no ass as well. Oh boy! @Q102Philly @CAH

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      15. Todd ‏@berwickservice 20 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH

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      16. Emma Cilliers ‏@emma50s 19 May 2014

        @lancearmstrong @Q102Philly @CAH

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