I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.
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Dear my fellow Texans, we have a choice. This guy or . It’s time for reasonable and balanced talk on ALL issues - here’s one snippet. WE are for !
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‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful
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Some people can’t take a joke or even having a little fun on twitter. Lightin’ the fuck up people. But seriously, I did blow his doors off!! 😂😂
G - bummer, dude. I got 7 of em if you wanna borrow one.
Unreal!
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Sebastian Steudtner, a German pro surfer, rode a wave over 115 feet tall at Nazare, Portugal twitter.com/Britanniacomms
Means the world to be riding in Mallorca with and getting my ass kicked on the bike by him. Who says great rivals can’t be friends?!
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Today’s was hands down THE BEST bike race I have EVER seen. Absolutely incredible! Congrats !
So great to spend the day with this man. As many of y’all know, I love Jan Ulrich. He was such a special rival to me. He scared me, he motivated me, and truly brought out the best in me.…
That was one of the single best performances we’ve ever seen in cycling. Absolutely unbelievable win by Stage 20 on #THEMOVE - coming soon.
What happened to this idea that ought to host a presidential debate?! Time to restart that conversation.
Completely shocked and saddened to hear of Paul Sherwen’s passing. Met Paul in 1992 when he worked as our press officer for Team Motorola. He was always a class act and a great friend. My deepest condolences go out to his family. RIP Climber.
Loving my time in Dubai. I mean, who has 180kms of dedicated cycling track? impressive. And a #TdF champ to boot. Great group out there today! 🙌
Thoughts and prayers go out to Fabio Jakobsen. Hang in there buddy. Been around this game a long time and not sure I’ve seen a crash that horrific. FabioSTRONG!
Mark Sanchez is playing QB on Monday Night Football and is sitting at home. Think about that.
Have we really come to a time and place where spirited debate is not only frowned upon, but feared? Where people’s greatest concern is being fired, shamed or cancelled? As someone all too familiar with this phenomenon, I feel I'm uniquely positioned to have these conversations.
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Lance Armstrong was not "cancelled." Armstrong was the most dominant and successful professional cyclist in history, until 2013 when he was found to have been doping and was stripped of his titles and awards.
Armstrong himself later admitted to cheating for over a decade.
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This absolutely made my Christmas Day!
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This is so heartwarming 
Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 
Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 
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Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
Rolling out the red carpet for the likes of Jalabert, Virenque, Hinault (and many others) yet not inviting Jan? Pfft. Fuck ASO!
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Jan Ullrich not invited to Tour de France Grand Depart in Dusseldorf
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1. Clearly Froome/Porte/Sky are very strong. Too strong to be clean? Don't ask me, I have no clue.
Anyone else dying for Prince Harry’s book to finally come out? Yeah, me too. So we can stop getting pummeled by the media with all their drama and BS. I could care less.
URGENT - cycling is going to need a shitload of people ASAP to manage teams, coach riders, drive in the caravan, manage/organize events, commentate on TV, and even work ! Send resumes to .
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RIP Robin. I will always remember you as one hell of a friend. I love you and will miss you terribly.
Yesterday in Uvalde, 800 bikes were given to every elementary student as they get ready to return to school. Seems small in the scheme of the unimaginable tragedy they’ve endured, but I truly believe there’s an unmatched freedom in bicycles; and in that freedom, there’s power➡️
The only people that should be asked are the ones who were in the battle with me. I know their answer.
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Ten years after his confession
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@lancearmstrong needs to get his results back.
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On ✈️ & following via live reports. Why is it “sad” when one of the favorites gets dropped? It’s not sad, it’s a tough man’s game. If they don’t have the legs then tough shit. Period. Plenty of things in this world are “sad” but this isn’t one of ‘em. #HTFU
After being asked roughly a 1000 times if I’ve seen yet, I finally sat down to check it out. Holy hell. It’s hard to imagine that I could be blown away by much in that realm but I was. Incredible work !
Spent years living/training in Nice and all over the Côte d'Azur. Great memories I'd never trade. So sad seeing tonight's tragedy.
By golly, we’re gonna clean up this fucking sport, if it’s the last thing we do!
New Forward is up with Thank you for agreeing to discuss parts of your life that you have never done publicly. And for schooling me on current sports personalities. Forward! bit.ly/ForwardEp84
I accept full responsibility for this too.
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Homer @TheSimpsons : "I haven't ridden a bike since @lancearmstrong was a good guy." Tough but that was funny.
She said..... YES!!!! @ Lake Austin instagram.com/p/BUdbygcFCSe/
Climb down from the high horse Matthew. I'm actually not lecturing anyone rather bringing all sides to the table and inviting rational and open dialogue. And I might add, having a conversation that almost nobody dares touch. If they stream podcasts up in your rarified air, check… Show more
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In the last 24 hours, we have Lance Armstrong lecturing people about sports fairness, Meghan McCain lecturing people about nepotism, GOP lecturing people about law and order, white evangelical leaders praising/worshiping Trump…we live in a world where many lack mirrors.
Who is he? He’s a fucking 🤡. At least based on the 30+ years I’ve known him
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my neighbor still has their Xmas tree up.
RIP EVH. One of the 🐐’s of all time. Eddie and I embarked upon his/my cancer journey many moons ago. I’m gonna miss your magic my brother.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you! Looking FORWARD to 2018!
Having won 7 and on verge of 8, truly humbling seeing the class of tonight - appreciate you brother. You are the GOAT.
Hey - you bet. Happy to help. Call my cell 778 384 7520. Take care, L
Pfft.. Easy to say in his final press conference.
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Contador said he agrees with salary cap idea for teams to create fairer racing conditions, suggesting a 15M euro limit on team budgets
Wait, so the NYPD has a bigger budget than the National Cancer Institute? 🤔
All you MAGA loons lost your shit when I posted this back in the day. For the record, after the way has handled himself lately next time I'm slowing down and giving him a high five.
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I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.
This is Adrien Costa. A "next level" talent on the bike. Some of the pressures of the sport had him taking a break from cycling. Sadly, he was recently injured in a climbing accident and lost his leg. If you can, please visit his page to help bit.ly/AdrienCosta
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Feel like @lancearmstrong must be shaking his head a bit watching Jeff Novitzky getting paid help the UFC ‘explain away’ positive tests. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wz8XJj
That moment when you realize wants 100 mil plus a dollar and 9 cents from you. @ Austin,… instagram.com/p/BRHj7iOFJgY/
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Wait, remind me why anyone in this country needs an assault rifle? Stop the madness.
I admitted the other day to being the biggest dick to ever walk the face of the earth. So happy to hear that the actual “victim” Andreas Klöden has forgiving me. Thanks Klodi - love you… instagram.com/p/Bld6CxxhKLj/
I can’t wait to be 63 years old and give moronic interviews like this. Not. I also can’t wait for dipshit outlets like to stop publishing stuff like this.
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Bo knows.
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Before you go to sleep tonight, I challenge every single one of you to do something nice for a complete stranger. Our world needs that.
THEMOVE is back. 7 of the best TDF stages over 7 podcasts in the month of July. Stay tuned for The Best of the Blue Train.
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or like saying you were the best at hacking into innocent peoples phones??
Truly awful news. Words can’t express my deepest condolences to Michael Goolaerts’ family, teammates, and friends. May he RIP.
Knowing I have 0 cred on the doping issue - I still can't help but think, "really Di Luca? Are you that fucking stupid??"
Hey American cycling fans - get ready for one helluva decade coming up!! 💥💥
When gives you cobbles into Roubaix you call in to break it down. Stage 9 of THEMOVE is up now.
No idea who this dude is with the but he’s got 4 picks already and ain’t in the league and not on a roster? Really?? Cmon .
Lots of questions if I wish I was in Paris. Know what? I'm pretty damn happy in Harlan, Iowa.
First today! Aka Burpee Fest for me - 180 of em! Loved it tho. Mad respect to all the competitors!
And just before we hit the Colorado River and the Grand Canyon. Simply stunning.
I'll take BAD ASS CANCER WARRIORS for $1,000 bit.ly/ALEXJEOPARDY
Lots of requests for this one. Happy to finally get on The Forward. We talk going from the car to the tv booth, his entry into cycling, memories of his Dad and much more. Thanks Dale for making time. bit.ly/ForwardEp78 #theforward
Atta boy. Way to be the “” of the day! All of us here at THEMOVE podcast are with you and happy to match!
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A broken scapula and a few stitches is not how I wanted to start @LeTour, but this Texan will fight as much as I can to continue. I will donate $100 to the @AlkekVelodrome for Harvey relief for every stage that I can finish. Anyone care to match? @JJWatt @HoustonTexans
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Another great year Thanks and all the riders supporting this great cause
Olivia Armstrong came home yesterday from her first day of 2nd grade and I said, “well, how was it?? She replied/screamed, “TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!”. Time for a DNA test. @… instagram.com/p/Bm4DB-UBNwa/
So saddened to wake up and hear of my friend 's passing. He was a true WARRIOR in every sense of the word. We will miss you Stu!
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Bro - cover the bike or bring it inside
Stop whatever you’re doing right now (except breathing) and watch this. Day maker.
They grow up fast..
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Father & son in 1999, and now Son & father in 2016 - @lancearmstrong and @luke_armstrong70
Just off the phone with . So glad to hear his surgery went well and his prognosis is great! #IvanSTRONG
Absolutely terrible news coming out of France this evening. Thinking off all those affected in Paris
Great catch up with talking cycling and his tv career. We spent a ton of time telling stories about our late friend Full show bit.ly/THEMOVEBOBKE
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Devastated to wake up to this news. I will appeal this to the highest courts in the land.
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Armstrong receives lifetime ban from Tuesday Cruiseday goo.gl/fb/SY1pvZ #aspen
To Isabelle, Grace, and Olivia - please watch this one thing. Love, Dad.
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“I want all of the girls watching here now to know, that a new day is on the horizon.” @Oprah accepts the 2018 Cecil B. de Mille award. #GoldenGlobes
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Hard to believe it’s been 50 whole weeks since and I broke down the Tour de France on a daily basis. Well, here we go again! Starting tomorrow we’ll be up to the same old tricks… instagram.com/p/Bk6q1ZJB6M_/