Lance Larson

@lance1414

Timbers, Blazers, Beavers, Thorns, Tech, Pop culture, Startups, Community, Oregon, and Being a Dad

Portland
Joined March 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

    2,082 replies 387,859 retweets 147,261 likes
  2. Jun 2

    and yes.... when I read this in my mind.... it is with his voice.

    Well, this is how I’ll be spending . Who’s with me?
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    The last thing you want to do is mess with a cop's donut... Happy from the Sheriff's Office!

    43 replies 524 retweets 1,620 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    If Trump were only more like the pragmatic problem-solver he claims to be, he could have done some real good

    58 replies 295 retweets 443 likes
  5. Jun 1

    So true

    BREAKING NEWS: Trump shutting down Netflix to help bring back Blockbuster jobs.
  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    "And, when you call, say " ", so I know it's you."

    5 retweets 32 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 30

    Am I doing this right?

    5 replies 104 retweets 282 likes
  8. May 30

    I think I'm going to need to call in for work tomorrow.

    2 likes
  9. May 30

    covfefe!...please... my kids are trying to sleep

    The world right now, trying to figure out
  10. Retweeted
    May 30

    "Everyone knows is a real word. POTUS has been very clear about his position on it." -Sean Spicer, at tomorrow's WH press briefing.

    267 replies 2,434 retweets 7,921 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 30

    Ask your doctor if is right for you. Side effects may include nausea, anxiety, depression, and hand shrinkage. Not covered by AHCA.

    1 reply 6 retweets 13 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    Ask not what can do for you, but what you can do for covfefe

    3 retweets 6 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 27

    Such a beautiful day in the city. A lot of heavy hearts in Portland today. Fortunately, hate is not tolerated here...

    3 replies 40 retweets 122 likes
  14. May 25

    I have not problem with this mistake by Ivanka.

  15. May 25

    Agreed.... whatever you do... do not cross the beer pipes with the sewage pipes.

  16. May 24

    Why, yes.... I'd like to vote in your poll.

  17. Retweeted
    May 23

    You stare at your coffee hoping it gives you perspective & sanity & the ability to make sense of it all & that's a lot to ask of your coffee

    333 replies 20,390 retweets 52,128 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 21

    McCain is *furious*, and if Trump does something like this even FIFTY more times he'll think about taking action!

    12 replies 105 retweets 710 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 20

    From an legend to a football legend, says

    4 replies 118 retweets 313 likes
  20. May 17

    Yes, can I have one?

    Kooks serves pop-up breakfast burritos with handmade tortillas out of a food cart on Cesar Chavez.

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