Christopher Hoffer

@lakeoftheisles

I want to distill it down to only that which is beautiful or useful.

Minneapolis
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2018

    A demonstration of the importance of punctuation, by my mother: Boris said, "Theresa may resign". "Boris", said Theresa, "may resign". Boris said, "Theresa May: Resign!" "Boris," said Theresa May: "Resign".

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  2. 23 Jul 2018

    If you are in a public place don't use the speakerphone function on your phone to make calls. It's ok to be discreet, private and considerate. These are not bad things. Trust me.

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  3. 13 Jul 2018
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  4. Retweeted
    5 Jul 2018

    My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah

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  5. 5 Jul 2018

    Today's tips for Republican senators First, if you write your tweets in Cyrillic, you're more likely to reach your target audience. Second, I hear the GUM department store really is quite impressive. Finally, the phrase you need is written as "да сэр", but pronounced as "da ser"

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  6. 16 Jun 2018

    Give it to me straight Twitter, does Mexico have a realistic chance against Germany tomorrow?

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  7. 15 Jun 2018

    The best news today is that Elizabeth Holmes was finally criminality charged, and stepped down as CEO of Theranos. What remains unacceptable is that she is still Chair of the Board. How many medical patients' lives can you endanger and still be Chair? Pathetic.

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  8. 23 May 2018

    Am I reading correctly the email just sent out from , that it is removing the four abreast first class seating, and replacing it with six abreast "premium seating"? Six abreast on your aircraft is economy seating no matter how you spin it.

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  9. 4 May 2018

    I am eating a sandwich in a park. Two young kids are flying kites with their grandparents. One of the kids just said "Grandpa! Flying a kite is like walking a flying dog!". Pretty insightful for what looks like a six year old.

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  10. Retweeted

    Just a reminder, folks:

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  11. Retweeted
    14 Apr 2018

    I simply want every woman in America to have the same health care options afforded to a Republican’s mistress.

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  12. 19 Mar 2018

    LynHall.

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  13. 10 Feb 2018

    Having coffee and at the next table a is guy talking to a woman. I can't concentrate on anything except counting his use of the word "like" per min. Averaging about 25 per min. "I don't like, don't like, like think it was, like, my fault". 4 in the last sentence!

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  14. 7 Feb 2018

    Off to Norwegian class. Being able to only speak in present tense so far makes everything vaguely Zen. Nothing is in the past or the future. "I sit on the chair." "I drink tea." "I am Chris." Kinda refreshing. But it also means I both speak and ski as well as 3 year olds in Oslo.

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  15. 2 Sep 2016

    Watching from Minneapolis, Minnesota with a cool lake breeze.

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  16. 25 May 2015

    No, just interested.

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  17. 5 May 2015

    The brought it tonight to Minneapolis. They included terrific new songs off the upcoming new album.

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  18. Retweeted

    Our community wants this-> Call for Action on the Bottleneck. Thnx

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  19. 25 Feb 2014

    The English Beat in Bozeman tonight! My favorite band in one of my favorite towns. Go Bozeman, you will not be sorry!

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  20. 6 Dec 2013

    4x4, AWD, FWD, RWD? It is almost rendered irrelevant in Minneapolis during winter if you invest in proper winter tires.

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