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Bestselling Author. Writes thrillers as Rachel Hawkins, romance as Erin Sterling. Repped by @hroot. THE WIFE UPSTAIRS, St. Martin's Press, 2021. she/her

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    Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling‏ @LadyHawkins 26 Jun 2018

    I just dropped a full huge jar of spaghetti sauce on the kitchen floor, and it SHATTERED when it hit the tile, and the mess was so big that for a second, I considered just...walking away. From my house, my family, my life. From the oregano-scented horror I'd unleashed.

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      1. elle brownlee =  ☕️ + deadlines & activism hiatus‏ @ellebrownlee 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @LadyHawkins

        I just had a stick of butter explode in the microwave (it was nuked a mere 15sec!) and ooze out to grease quite a swath of floor. Uh, I'll pack some snacks; bring water & meet me at the corner.

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      2. The Verse Witch‏ @VerseWitch 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @LadyHawkins

        Been there. Six months later I was still finding pieces of broken glass. Then we moved. Coincidence? 🤷🏻‍♀️

        4 replies 17 retweets 632 likes
      3. L.A.R.K.A‏ @ALiberatedYew 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @VerseWitch @LadyHawkins

        I'm still scarred from accidentally dropping one of those rod florescent light bulbs as a kid. Thank goodness for shop vacs.

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      2. Paul Crockford‏ @CrockfordPaul 27 Jun 2018

        My son once threw up in the car, what seemed like a whole lifetimes worth of food & drink, just south of Bordeaux, on a drive back to the UK, in the middle of August. I still have nightmares!

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      1. McKenna Dean/M.K. Dean‏ @McKennaDeanFic 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @LadyHawkins

        It's how it happens. Most walkouts have nothing to do with dramatic fights or big blow ups. It's just spaghetti sauce on the floor. And the walls. And the ceiling... 😆😆😆

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      2. Ellen "ln" Clarke‏ @NelleBot 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @LadyHawkins

        Once I pulled a pumpkin pie from the oven and it slipped through my mits and hit the floor. Napalm pie innards exploded everywhere, painting the kitchen, and I ran screaming, flinging my pants into the air and diving into a cold shower. My husband was... surprised.

        4 replies 13 retweets 461 likes
      3. Cherie Priest‏Verified account @cmpriest 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @NelleBot @LadyHawkins

        Once Greyson threw up at least a gallon of barf all over the only carpeted room in the house after he ate a roadkill snake. I just stood there thinking, “I need an adult.”

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      2. Library Lagomorph‏ @jenneheise 26 Jun 2018
        Replying to @LadyHawkins

        For complicated reasons, we had duck bones making stock in a crockpot when we had to panic-clean for the inlaws. A measuring cup fell in the crockpot & shattered, splashing greasy duck broth all over the kitchen

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      3. Kai (1 of 25.831 million)‏ @kmpoppe 27 Jun 2018
        Replying to @jenneheise @LadyHawkins

        Needless to say, you didn't open the door when the in-laws rang, right? 😂

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