Your genes are clearly part of the resistance...
I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!"
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My mum used to tend goats as a child (no joke) and she's ridiculously skinny. Two sizes smaller than me, even in her seventies.
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I have a lot of pictures of family members as far back as the 1800s... almost all of them ranging from fat to "sturdy." And I look at my kids and see my body in miniature so it's like "Well, no fighting nature..."
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"This will teach you to put on airs and leave the peat bog..."
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At easter my gym posted a wee chart showing how much exercise it took to burn off each of the common easter eggs. It would take 150 burpees to burn off one cadbury's creme egg. Exercise is lousy for weight loss.
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That chart was a generalisation at best and outright lies at worst. Each body works differently.
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You've made my day with this.
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