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If my story can help even *one* person, I will lock it in a safe and sink it in the Pacific Ocean because fuck you people. -Rob Delaney
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Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.
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I know one of you republicans have a young child. Would you allow them to have a child? Honestly.
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Allowing 10-year-olds to get abortions without parental consent? Decriminalizing concealing the dead body of a newborn child? Forcing Oregon taxpayers to pay for abortions and irreversible sex-changing treatments for non-Oregon residents? House Bill 2002B is too extreme. #orleg twitter.com/orhousedems/st…
Man thighs 🤌🏼👀
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Have you ever read the Old Testament
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Don’t go there, Leave the bible out of this. I am a believer, and a Liberal. If we followed the bible we wouldn’t be killing each other, or wanting to hurt our neighbors.
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Oddly enough the people saying "no one wants to work anymore" are the people paying $12/hr
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A daughter explains why her Mom can’t seem to find and keep good workers at her small business.
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gay old men: yes!!!
gay old men who are cowboys: YES!!!!!
gay old men who are cowboys played by pedro pascal and ethan hawke: YYEEESSSSSSSSS
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Wow. Lizzo’s concert in Tennessee last night featured an entire drag performance. This comes at a time when the Tennessee legislature is attacking the LGBTQ+ community. Lizzo is not here for it & we need more people like her. twitter.com/lizzo/status/1
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Justice Clarence Thomas checked the box “none” for his wife’s income during a period when Ginni Thomas earned more than $686,000 from the Heritage Foundation. When called on the lie, he said it was “due to a misunderstanding of the filing instructions" washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/
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If you asked me the likelihood that either a recording was altered or the McCurtain County law enforcement being overtly racist, I’m going with the latter.
I just heard a really good idea for confessions. If you’re trying to see if someone is giving a false confession, ask them to tell the story backwards.
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The NRA is a terrorist organization.
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Wayne LaPierre says at the NRA event that "gun hating politicians should never go to bed unafraid of what this association and all of our millions of members can do to their political careers" 
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Ragan: My belief is in god..
Jones: Stop using god to justify your bigotry. Stop using god to justify hatred and racism.
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I am a mom from Covenant. You said “it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment”. Were my son’s classmates, headmaster, teachers, and custodian worth it? How dare you post their faces after spitting in them.
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Turns out the transgender female who murdered 6 in Nashville planned her hate crime FOR MONTHS.
And while Joe Biden found time in the past week to remind us that trans people "shape our nation’s soul" he's yet to offer a single word of solace to Christians.
Disgraceful.
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Why do these fuckin weirdos want to inspect kids’ genitals
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BREAKING: Kansas Republicans have successfully overridden the Governor veto to now authorize genital inspections of children in order for kids to play sports. A very dark & disturbing day.
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This tweet refers to a new law in Kansas banning trans athletes from participating in girls' and women's athletics at schools. The legislation does not mention "genital inspections," nor does it specifically spell out how athletic officials at schools would enforce the law.
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Oh look who is a big fan of that federal socialism now
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Socialism for me but not for thee
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Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who vowed in January to resist the “meddling hand” of the federal government, now says the feds picking up 75% of her state’s tornado recovery costs isn’t enough — she wants 100%.
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I really hope Trump already paid his attorneys. He’s got kind of a record for that kinda shit…
Goku never got arrested for human trafficking
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Y’all Madd cause dudes like Andrew Tate But y’all Like Weird shit like Anime 
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Perfect timing for the Norman Medieval Fair
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The grift never ends
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Lindsey Graham: "They are trying to drain him dry. He's spent more money on lawyers than most people spent on campaigns. They're trying to bleed him dry. Donald J. Trump dot com. Go tonight. Give the president some money to fight this bullshit! This is going to destroy America!"
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This man has no spine. Trump put a target on his back on Jan 6 and he’s still sucking his microdick
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I’ve like too many of the same things on this bird site and now my timeline is cute animals and strictly Pedro Pascal gifs and interviews and I’m 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
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This is what the is about to have to walk through when session is over. The young will save us. 🔥
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Man hid from police on roof after cannabis farm found in home
Full report: bit.ly/40Kp0hl
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Look man are you pro or anti-gun fucking make up your mind
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Look at this…
Another transgender activist showing off their firearm in a threatening demeanor.
But the useless @FBI won’t do a thing!
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We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain’t no prank topping reality.
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