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Yes hello, l0de here. All works are poignant satirical social commentary. YHBT.
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Later on that day, my homie Dr. Dre came through with a notarized affidavit which states every performer in NWA is gay
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Now I have been out of magic the gathering for a while but it seems odd to me that the dominant strategy is now being the first player to top deck a guy’s dick.
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Breaking News: Jurors ask judge about possibility of executing and resuscitating Darrell Brooks "over and over" after defense closing arguments
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Did you know? The so-called "Deep state" is a state where you'll believe any crazy conspiracy shit as a result of being so deeply dicked that your mind and asshole split in twain so you can never think or shit right again
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Turns out the lyrics of the Scorpions song are "Send me an angel" not "Suck my own asshole." I have really got to start listening more actively.
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Well it had to happen. This morning, my daughter told me that pwnage is now cringe. She then matter-of-factly asked if I could stop shouting across the house every time I get a kill streak because 'fragging noobs is nothing new.' I wish I had spawnkilled that smarmy little cunt.
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After the revelation of his wife's infidelity with presidential candidate Andrew Yang, I suggest we refer to the practice of cuckoldry as "Zuckoldry" and the verb "to cuck" likewise becomes "to Zuck"
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New Jersey man files Title IX lawsuit after being inadvertently forwarded own resume with subject field: "Literal Soyjack"
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It ain't the size of the hog, it's the pig you're putting it in.
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Hi Reddit, I need your help to resolve a political argument between with my dad. I am a strong supporter of Ukraine. My dad says that because I never gave support to Chechnya or Georgia, I am a "hypocrite idiot" and a "clueless pawn of the Jews." How can I counter his argument?
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Homeowner's Association complains about my "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT" doormat. One week later police bang on my front door. They want to search my house for evidence pertaining to missing HOA president. Point downward.
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on LRH TONIGHT! Find out how I lost the entire LRH van fund :'(
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OK so in our next slide we see a large paving machine used to grind the homeless into substrate for roadway construction. If this was in your neighborhood would you be more concerned with (A) Noise (B) Impact on property value (C) The smell
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Zoomers are already passé, the new Gloomer memes are all about conveying despair with subtle permutations of emoji choice and message interval which are as unparsable to people over 25 as ultrasonic sound.
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This October the LRH audience is doing a monthlong MONTAGE. Each participant is laying off the hooch\dope\cocaine\jellybean puff and pursuing a fitness\creative\financial\sexual goal. Today I took the first lisping step towards my own gay goals. GET IN ON THIS in #LRH on EFnet
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So what is CBD you might ask? It's a simple formula. A cock, combined with balls, makes a complete dick. C. B. D.
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Really embarrassed myself at karaoke last night. Turns out "death to all jews" is not part of the lyrics of Madonna's Get Into the Groove. I've been singing it wrong for 37 years!
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Them rang wraiths ain't about no gold, Fro-Dough! The rang they want is yo bootyhole! Run!
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Officer Perkins' body camera reveals he called Jones "boy", "homeboy", "thug", "blood", and "my nigga" during the 16 minute traffic stop. Perkins (who is white) became visibly upset and held Jones at gunpoint when he made a "dap" gesture and Jones refused to reciprocate.
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Posting cat pictures on the internet? Odds are you have been infected with toxoplasmosis. Parasites in your brain are making you feel affection for cats, so that you will be proximate to their feces and spread the parasite to others.
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