i sell rey bens now
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Emo Kylo Ren’s Tweets
When you look at the logo you notice a black area inside of it. The black area embodies the vast darkness of deep space. Some feel fear and dread but we prefer to be inspired and stand up to the challenge. #sempersupra
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disney can take my memories i dont want them
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i wear a mask for my grandfather
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dear diary
remembered to put on pants for an important call but forgot shirt
it turns out pants are the ones you can forget
i pulled up the pants quite high in an attempt to disguise them as a shirt but i don’t think it was a success
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im suspicious of anyone who wants to be physically around me
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im carrying this lightsaber to promote social distancing
stay back
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dear diary
spent my day sitting around in my private chamber again in case anyone wanted to skype
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wow
okay
wow
Quote Tweet
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is thank you for healing me
thank you for stabbing me
one card or two
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it sounds like my order but i don’t know if i can take it
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sometimes i like to stand in a closet for hours and whisper things that frighten even myself
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if you cant handle me at my worst
there are other options
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hello i want a shirt that says I’m a different person but it should be the same color and basically the same shirt
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everyone knows about my grandfather Darth Vader but did you know i had an equally cool grandfather named Anakin Skywalker
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you would look good in my tie
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dear diary
i wanted the protractor with the Sith dagger attachment but my parents just got me a regular one
its like they don’t even want me to fall in love with math
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hey girl i heard you liked to salvage imperial trash
*shrugs apologetically*
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NO MOM YOU CANT USE THE GARAGE I TOLD YOU THE KNIGHTS OF REN AND I HAD PRACTICE
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p*lpatine says Darth Vader’s helmet was a medical necessity and not an aesthetic choice and mines disrespectful
unbelievable
im shaking
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be careful with those star destroyers they’re mint
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dear diary
do you think i could pull off wearing grey?
i guess we’ll never know
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dear diary
why is it we’re always trying to destroy Death Stars instead of trying to redeem them
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keep getting ads for this darth vader immersion tour?
behind the scenes visits to sites that had meaning to him, see mint imperial artifacts in action, “speak” to his old mentor, and then if you’re lucky maybe somebody gets thrown down a shaft
sounds AMAZING but is it worth it
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sorry im fighting remotely today and may be slow replying to messages
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let the past die
kill it if you have to
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you may have noticed my cool sweater with a hole in it
my girlfriend gave it to me
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come to the dark side
our relatives were colleagues
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does your first kiss have to be with your sister
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hey girl we have a bond so strong that it can give makeovers
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*enters Star Destroyer drenched from rain*
*shakes off vigorously*
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has anyone seen hux
there’s a big pile of Tarkin Quarterlys stacking up in the mail room and they’re certainly not mine
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*force-hands you a mixtape*
ignore where it says Death Star Plans
i reused the holodisc
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dear diary
im not upset
i liked getting six pairs of identical black socks and it didn’t bother me that Poe Dameron (who was there for some reason!!?) got taken outside and surprised with the millennium falcon with a bow on it
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dear diary
i hope someday someone takes my name
i don’t want it
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*painstakingly sews MACLUNKEY across the back of a vest*
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there was room for jack on the door
they should have let him try to climb on the door i think
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hey uh
im sorry if anyone was offended when i destroyed your star system
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mom nobody cares about your rebellion they are all just there to hang out with lando calrissian
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actually that thing i said about letting the past die might have been hasty
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