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ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬ nothing to see here but if this account gets dusted by the free speech absolutist, you can find me at:
☆ Signal 415-735-6829
☆ mastodon: @kyliebytes@jorts.horse
☆ instagram.com/kylie.robison
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my mastodon link isnt working, pls stand by
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can i spend 10 minutes off this god forsaken app without something happe- *immediately gets thanos snapped to dust*
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mmmmm mmm whats goin on… what’s happenin…. right neow….
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Getting actually mad at my friend who threw a banana at me in Mario Kart
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biting my fingers off one by one to own the libs. My medical bills have caused the foreclosure of my home
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I am following btw, I’m just in disbelief! And maybe I’m not even in disbelief, because I’m not surprised. I need a hard reset and to be submerged in rice
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I’m also not sure I’m following Elon suspending any accounts that post the public information tied to his private jet’s activity for “doxxing” but there’s still a video up for his 120+ million followers showing the face and license plate of someone he alleges committed a crime
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rent & severance: nytimes.com/2022/12/13/tec
expenses: businessinsider.com/elon-musks-twi
tesla stock: reuters.com/business/autos
auction: fortune.com/2022/12/09/elo
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So Twitter is supposedly not paying rent, expenses from fired employees are getting denied, they’re looking for a way out of paying severance, Elon just sold another $3.6 billion in Tesla stock, they’re auctioning off furniture, and they suspended a competitor. Is that… all?
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why was mastodon suspended from twitter??????
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normies: apple music or spotify?
my grandpa: check out this song on Amazon Music
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Agree there need to be consequences for tweeters who share information they predictably worsens personal safety
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at 16 all americans should be entered into a draft, not to join the armed forces, but to work retail or food service for one calendar year
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It's tough to explain how much of journalism is just contacting complete strangers and hoping they'll talk to you.
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Cynic's read of response to Elon twtr files:
1. It's on me/I was CEO, but really blame activist investors
2. If only I had as much control as Zuck none of this would have happened
3. Elon's incitement against my ex colleagues is mean, but I won't directly call him out on it
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Prison time for fraud varies based on the dollar amount. Elizabeth Holmes was given 11+years for $140 million worth of investments.
SBF has just been charged with fraud on $1.1 billion in US-based investments. ($1.8bn total)
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Alex Spiro, Musk’s top personal lawyer who initially took over Vijaya Gadde’s job, is out at Twitter.
story on the legal travails over there lately
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i decided a long time ago that when i get married i’m keeping my last name because i’m stubborn and enjoy correcting people
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kylie robinson reporting for duty
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“I don’t think I will be arrested,” Sam Bankman-Fried said earlier today, per the New York Post. nypost.com/2022/12/12/sam
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Elon Musk said "unhinged leftists" were booing him at last night's Chappelle show. I talked to some of the people who booed, and two said it was actually Musk's antagonism toward former Twitter employees that made them mad
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Sorry, you can’t do that social media detox right now. You need to stick around to see Twitter implode.
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feels like everything is on fire and some coffee lovers are in a subreddit like "what machines are they it sounds like a good deal" sigh sometimes the world is good
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my story about twitter auctioning off a bunch of stuff (like espresso machines) was featured on the "espresso" subreddit, i love the internet
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lol ill be on abc7 bay area around 3pm PST to talk about dave chapelle bringing out elon musk on stage in SF
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The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.
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musk getting booed by a crowd of people who paid to see dave chappelle in 2022. damn
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nothing is stopping you from putting Forbes 30 under 30 in your bio
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