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@kylewadegrove

cognitive scientist, natural language processing pilgrim, Twitter comedian, recovering linguist, memetics amateur, politics wonk.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.

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    Imma let you finish but “How am I supposed to make my teammates better by practice? Not a game, not a game, we talking about PRACTICE.” was one of the most notorious practices of ALL TIME!

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  2. It would be kind of amusing if the Romulans borrowed “Tal Shiar” from Gaelic.

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  3. Moral panic from one of the lead organs in support of a President noted for banging porn stars.

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  4. LOL Senate Republicans passing a “Sense of the Senate Resolution” that the Chiefs belong to Kansas too and then pundits being all “but the city does straddle two states.” And then the NYT editorials being all “Democrats Lack Civility in Kansas Misunderstanding.”

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  5. This time tomorrow, all the machinery of the US government will be working to prove Kansas City is in Kansas.

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  6. prije 13 sati

    That one marketing intern at Planters pitching a way to revitalize peanut sales

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    3) throw out some questions to test your interviewer's knowledge of arcana. If they are well versed, they are a powerful magic user and you must not give them your true name

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  9. prije 13 sati

    The thing is, this concept *could* be interesting—the movie is about infiltrating the scuzzy underbelly of the galaxy—but the dialogue and acting are so atrocious that it makes “Murder By Death” seem like not a parody.

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  10. prije 14 sati

    So, if the big problem with the last one was the racism, the big problem with this one is the gender politics. We’re 20 minutes in, and Anakin is basically acting like a stalker towards Padme.

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  11. prije 14 sati

    This is seriously “The Room” levels of dialogue and acting. “Oh hai Jar Jar.” “Oh hai Padme.”

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  12. Odgovor korisniku/ci

    TLJ is really the only movie in the series to reckon with the Jedi as they are in the prequels, a failed an inept mess

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  13. prije 12 sati

    The Jedi are so goddamn stupid that I could totally see one of their more politically savvy members noping the fuck out and starting his own anti-Dark Side crusade.

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  14. prije 12 sati

    david sirota lobbied for coal liquefaction, worked for AIPAC, tried to kill Obamacare from both the right and left, got fired from a campaign for a false-flag racist website, regularly drops KYS tweets on random people criticizing him --

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  15. 2. velj

    If you need a commandment to not kill. You should seek help.

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  16. At a Superbowl party where a giant fight has broken out between a couple because he bet $500 on the coin flip

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  17. "how do we show off the whole 'blackout in a 7-11 feeling' that hard seltzer best provides?"

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  18. prije 14 sati

    this command-line tool makes it so that whenever you try to run a tool, there's a 50% chance the terminal will just explain the tool to you instead. it's called mansplain

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  19. prije 14 sati

    "Anonymous DNC staffer reveals intention to meet to discuss the possibility of a future meeting to draft Michael Dukakis to take down Bernie," my new story for Politico 57, 123 likes 33, 2911 retweets

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  20. prije 15 sati

    The 49ers offense is the only bit of San Francisco where you’re allowed to build anything.

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  21. Trump has been president for three years now, and you can feel the fear across the country. We have a choice to make: Will we let the fear pull us back, or are we going to fight back? Me, I'm fighting back. Because fighting back is an act of patriotism.

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