Kyle     

@kyleve

Register iOS Engineering Manager at . Great software defers to the customer.

San Francisco ← Ottawa, Canada
Joined May 2008

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    will I understand Racer 5 if I haven’t drank the first four

  2. Today in, “nearly sent a career-ending calendar event update”:

  3. Rigged, for her pleasure

  4. oh for fuck's sake

  5. RT @SomeYCombinatorDude: Here’s why Peter Thiel is actually a good dude that I respect… (1/137)

  6. for many areas more rain has fallen over the past few days than all of last October

  7. mrw the voter guides i’m using disagree

  8. [Me, on the 1st proposition on the SF ballot] Wow! So many things my vote can affect! [20 props later] No man should have this much power

  9. [gets 45 minutes into the NPR Politics podcast] I’m so glad they’re not going to talk about Ken Bone [30 seconds later] oh for fucks sake

  10. It’s lightly raining in San Francisco, which of course means there’s a power outage.

  11. Dick costolo

  12. I’ve been staring at this for like 5 minutes and can’t decide if it’s sarcastic or real

  13. The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

  14. Per WaPo, "Donald Trump now says 'a global power structure' is out to stop him." We are, but most people just call us women.

  15. CASHIER: hey ME: hi CASHIER: how are you ME: fine CASHIER: any big plans this weekend ME: why are you doing this

  16. This move makes users even more unsafe. needs to ban him immediately.

  17. I can't work today because this is all I can think about

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