I just fired everyone in my company who prefers plain M&Ms to peanut M&Ms. Now we have 99% peanut M&M fans in our company. Hurray!
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Y'all should all quit eating peanut M&M's to protect those people with peanut allergies.
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It’s good to protect the peanut m&m folks from the plain m&m folks because plain m&m folks.
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Biden: “Years ago, my friend Corn Pop, was in debt up to his eyeballs. So I told him, to sneak half of the bills he received, into his neighbors mailbox. Presto! He cut his debt in half overnight!!”
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