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Bigtime Obama Boy
@kyleleehufnagel
father of an autistic little guy
South Park Township, PAJoined February 2009

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You honor, the defendant allegedly called my client “Chudley Do-Do-Right” and drew an image that mischaracterizes my proud patriot client as a member of Canada’s mounted police but with a full diaper on his head instead of their iconic hat. He also drew far too many stink lines.
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Eric Adams: The air quality in New York is worse than New Delhi. But here in New York, we got swag. We go to the new deli down the street and order a chopped cheese. [looking up] Y’all notice the sky is orange? There’s ghosts here. Theyre in my house
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Time to dig out some fence posts and take down some awful planking. And dear god; never ever ever let anyone use torx head screws for anything. God damn these bits fall apart, especially since everything is a hammer drill these days.
The perfect embodiment of an American. someone who makes the lives of everyone around them miserable and when asked to stop goes on a violent rampage, and is then treated as a hero because his delusions happened to target the government
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Nineteen years ago, Marvin John Heemeyer, a small business owner, was financially ruined by local government officials who overregulated and fined his business. Marvin owned an automobile muffler repair shop and, after losing his grip, demolished numerous buildings with a… Show more
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How come all these web developers mention how big their tiddies are in their bios? I don’t care if you are fully stacked. That doesn’t help you code.
the biggest surprise here is that someone on grindr identified themselves as a former Supreme Court clerk
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Just spoke with former Supreme Court clerk. They are horrified. This is a quote: "This leak has to come from a clerk or Justice themselves. It is intended to blow up the court. Criminal investigation needs to happen now." They suggest Sotomayor has most radical leftist staff.
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These people wake up everyday and think “how can we get Black people to engage so we can continue making millions by creating discord among them? Because we know they’re going to fall for it every time.”🤔
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i’m BEGGING everyone to stop using tiktok as their therapist
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i was watching a tiktok that explains people pleasing is manipulative because if you arent confrontational/honest you cant develop deep relationships cause its rooted in dishonesty on your end. thats thought is really pushing me to be more honest even if its uncomfortable.
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Enraging and unsurprising report. I represent eight women sexually assaulted by prison guards. The guards who do this do it again and again. My clients who reported were put in solitary, used as bait, and one was kept in prison for three months longer as a result of reporting.
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Important reporting from @MarshallProj and @nytimes on how few corrections officers in NY are ever held accountable for acts of violence they commit on incarcerated persons themarshallproject.org/2023/05/19/new
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Chinese planners: we need a train that moves 2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3 hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes. American planners: somebody draw me a picture of a bus stop that also punishes the homeless.
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Translation: Give GOP hostage takers 100% of what they want. Not a penny in revenue from the top 1% & large corporations. Not a penny in cuts to the Pentagon. Inflict 100% of the pain on working families with children, the elderly, the sick & the poor. Rinse, recycle, repeat.
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I’m optimistic the debt limit will be raised. But thinking more, if talks fail, the 14th Amendment & platinum coin are not workable break glass options. Both bad economic/financial risks (possibly even more than prioritization) & would likely be blocked by the Supreme Court.
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