Do you know all our cats intensively help to push for the victory? They are emptying the cans that we later turn into the trench candles.!
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Well SOMETHING is going on at Twitter, I just got a notification for a reply written in 2016....
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This might be the greatest "Shot, Chaser" in the history of Twitter.
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#RunningTwitter, what's the deal with race *hoodies*? Can I not wear it at all until I've earned it? Or just not wear it in the race? b/c the temptation to put on this hoodie is strong....
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I hope I don't have to memorize that penguin book and recite it to people in the countryside like the exiled drifters in farrenheight 451. I had other plans.
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North Dakota Could Jail Librarians Who Donโt Comply with Anti-LGBTQ+ Book Bans
A proposed bill is the latest in a wave of anti-#LGBTQ+ laws aimed at public libraries, writes @jamesfactora them.us/story/north-da #librarytwitter
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This instagram account gives me much joy. Cc #KnittingTwitter
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Our updates have moved over to Instagram (same handle - @hallwoodjacobs). Please join us to share the joy of the flock - including the news that last night I impulse bought a ram called Dumbledore! (On the left). Lambing soonโฆ. #sheep #twittermigration #jacobsheep
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I'm so old I watched some Captain Kangaroo and Muppet Show in first run and let me tell you it's weird thinking that is farther away from now than Howdy Doody was from my childhood.
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During an episode of Muppets Tonight, Beaker takes a Star Trek fan cruise, and he meets quite possibly the greatest captain of them all 
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Ah! The "Socks Case" that time a cat gave the daily briefing and gave the misleading answer "tuna" to all the questions from the pool. Let's get to the bottom of it.
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Did you know that I have a selection of free knitting patterns available for download on my website? All are straightforward, fuss free knits for those times when you just need to knit and chill.
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my cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks around the house from room to room with this utter sense of purpose, as if he has an endless to-do list of tasks no one asked for. just this weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.
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Nobody saw this coming! Oh wait, I forgot, everybody saw this coming -- except for El0rn Mu$|< when, in a 30 second fit of manic rage, he blurted it out as policy he couldn't go back on.
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The Taliban are buying blue ticks for their Twitter accounts
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Since he's talking about it, here's the video of the time rollergirls covered novelist John in buttercream frosting on Neil Gaiman's front lawn, I took a (pretty good) photo of it & we made a poster out of it.
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How's your day going #KnittingTwitter? Im going a little off script with this hat for the F3 half marathon this month. Cc
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That is a nice looking book, to be sure!
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This came up in one of my FB groups. Look! @kylecassidy and @JoanofDarkKnits !!
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Happy 75th birthday, !!!
Thank you for the decades of horror and sci-fi thrills! Every dream should be a nightmare, especially tonight!
#Horror #JohnCarpenter #Film #SciFi #JC75
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I'm continually impressed at how many of these questions people are freaking out shouting on TV opinion shows have actual well known, simple answers if you only actually ask an expert and let them answer.
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Thanks for your question congresswoman. Thereโs no data to suggest increased fetal demise after COVID vaccination, but thereโs ample data showing increased maternal death caused by COVID infection. jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/โฆ
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Check it out yo. Theres a shout out too.
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Hey Everyone! I made $36 Worth of Vegan Chili! Full Vid in comments!
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Philadelphia Fountain Pen Show and the U.S. Chess Open are in the same hotel causing nerds to be torn apart in a gravity well at the top of the escalator. Chances of a sighting in the bar are high.
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Is this why you jerks killed Mr. Big???
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Your range of Fight or Flight options are a lot better if you're in good physical health!
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Okay, this is a new one. @kylecassidy, do you remember if you photographed me as I was fleeing for my life? twitter.com/ransomparker/sโฆ
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Completely unpaid endorsement!
(slips $5 into envelope)
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I bought it! It's brilliant vegan cookbook with easy recipes and wonderful stories about Roswell. twitter.com/kylecassidy/stโฆ
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Oh hey, I wrote this vegan cookbook too! You can get it from CookingWithRoswell.com and half the proceeds go to indie bookstores impacted by COVID-19. The rest goes to me. None of it goes to Jeff Bezos.
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"Full list of license plates rejected by the Oregon DMV in 2022"
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Love that book. So happy we had the chance to help share it with people.
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Just read โThe Drowning Girlโ by @auntbeast , having seen an endorsement by @matociquala . Fascinating art/fiction/music concoction. Liked the REM and Radiohead references. Also me think of โFloating in the Forthโ by the amazing @FRabbits
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Fake film stills are here ... kylecassidy.smugmug.com/Art/Book-Tie-I
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Just read โThe Drowning Girlโ by @auntbeast , having seen an endorsement by @matociquala . Fascinating art/fiction/music concoction. Liked the REM and Radiohead references. Also me think of โFloating in the Forthโ by the amazing @FRabbits
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Aunt Beast and I had a kickstarter to make a series of film stills from a fake movie of this book. And made a book trailer... m.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwldG
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Just read โThe Drowning Girlโ by @auntbeast , having seen an endorsement by @matociquala . Fascinating art/fiction/music concoction. Liked the REM and Radiohead references. Also me think of โFloating in the Forthโ by the amazing @FRabbits
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Favorite new, obscure, indie #HorrorMovies?? Not interested in "house making person act crazy", "home invasion", "inbred hillbillies", movies that start w/ 5 teenagers in a jeep or anything where someone puts their hand in a garbage disposal. Preferably not from the U.S....
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Do you like Dr. Seuss or not folks, make up your minds.
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School administrator stops reading of "The Sneetches" by Dr. Seuss, because a 3rd grader (correctly) surmised that it was an allegory about racism and segregation. The Administrator declared Dr. Seuss inappropriate for 3rd graders.
Welcome to Republican America. twitter.com/JeffreyASachs/โฆ
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Sandy King Carpenter Was Sick of Comic Book Industry Gatekeepers. A Decade Later, Her Self-Started Publishing House Is Scary Successful
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I know Nick Higgins is a superstar. I assume everybody else is too. Great work folks!
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Brooklyn Public Library's Nick Higgins, Amy Mikel, Karen Keys, Jackson Gomes, and Leigh Hurwitz have been named LJ's 2023 Librarians of the Year for their work on Books Unbanned. ow.ly/RijY50MhL2Q
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Um hey man, maybe you shouldn't let him loose?????
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1,500-year-old #Byzantine monk chained with iron rings unearthed near #Jerusalem.
arkeonews.net/byzantine-monk #RomanMiddleEast #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #Israel #ByzantineArchaeology
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How much tasty vegan chili can you make for $36? Join me on a quest to find out! (TL;DR about 45 pounds).
kylecassidy.livejournal.com/849541.html
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