Aight, so I recently had met this one Nigerian woman on Tinder. And it took forever to actually setup a date. She flaked on me twice.
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This was back in 2015, I was still living in Austin and it was before I met my GF. So not recent, my bad.
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So after initiating two times and getting curved, I just said, "Screw this" and just went back to my life. Then she randomly asked to hang.
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I told her, "Yeah sure but if you flake again, don't bother asking me in the future."
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So we finally hang out and go to coffee and dinner. Realized how Igbotic she was.
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I made a mental note and kept it moving. A week or two later, she asks me to dinner and tried to choose a 3 dollar sign restaurant.
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I had to pivot to a different restaurant because I'm not spending that much in a second date. FOH, lol. So we chatted more and I asked...
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"What's your thoughts on splitting the bill?" And she said, "It's a man's job to pay, not the woman's, don't go out w/ me and not pay"
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And mind you, she asked me out twice both times because I was really chilling and not pressed. So my instinct went off that said
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So the next time she asked to hangout, I hit her with the "let's just be friends" text. And I got a 7 text message long response 
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She said I'm not shit, I'm just nice. Don't assume that she likes me or wants a relationship with me. She doesn't care about me, etc.
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I have never been cursed out that much through a text message before. I sent my cousin
@caliph__ the texts and he was like, "Wawuuuu
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