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@kv8

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like I said
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    31. pro 2018.

    I know I could pretend to play along better but I don't want to.

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    prije 17 sati

    [police station] me: I believe I get one phone call officer: ok [hands me phone] me: [calls police station] hi, I’d like to report an officer being totally lame

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    4. velj

    how long have you been emotionally sober?

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    4. velj

    I haven't been able to think clearly since I bought an air fryer.

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  5. prije 17 sati

    Feigning surprise over illness, insult, and injury, is the stuff of life. Well, more like death but you know what I mean. It gets us there, ever so politely.

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    28. ruj 2018.

    Sometimes the world can be so spectacularly beautiful that it stuns my chattering monkey mind into breathless, wordless silence.

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  7. prije 18 sati

    I was shocked and saddened by your great news and offer my sincerest flibflab that it isn't true.

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    4. velj

    Imagine apologizing for not tweeting

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  9. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. velj

    Principles are just dressed up stubbornness.

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    3. velj

    A Phoenix is just fancy fire roasted chicken.

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    4. velj

    I just want to look at animals doing funny dancing on the internet today. I like to keep my goals manageable.

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. velj

    Save money on condoms with honest self expression

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    Letting my mind drift to Saturn and its disappearing rings.

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  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    2. sij

    It's all good even if it ain't.

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    3. velj

    How can you tell if an introvert is asking a rhetorical question? He is.

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    3. velj

    I was frying up some bacon today and my nephew came by so I had to hide it in the garage.

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    2. velj

    Don’t be jealous of my cats and free spiritedness, Janet. They come with great responsibility.

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    I just choked on my own spit, but I'm adorable so it's funny.

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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. ruj 2019.

    I don't freak out when an insect lands on me - I'm just happy to be touched.

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 19 sati

    Almost accidentally started a Twitter beef, but Boxcar Willie brought us together. Just as the prophecy foretold.

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  21. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 22 sata

    It's a roomy trunk so I'm not going to complain.

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