Apparently the earth will be imploding tomorrow so we may not get the chance to laugh
so I'm gonna go ahead and laugh today 


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For 30 years I've been hearing about this rising ocean and have yet to see the slightest evidence of it Biggest load of bullshit of my life
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Wait so... You've never seen a tide? Have you ever even seen an ocean?
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Remember panic alerts to buy batteries!
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raising the sea levels by 1m to swamp Florida takes a bit longer than that. But thanks for the participation.
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Was that b4 http://Overstock.com
Did they just need to unload batteries and back up hard drives in us?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I love all the times I was told if we missed their deadline, it'd be too late. If it's too late, why stress out?
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