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Kurt Gessler
@kurtgessler
Publisher product . Ex-product, strategy, operations
Not the Tribune Towerkurtgessler.com/home/Joined May 2011

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Does anyone in Texas have a giant laser pointer?
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We have an ongoing situation at the Zoo right now with a Code Blue – that is a non-dangerous animal that is out of its habitat. One of our clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived this morning and is unaccounted for at this time.
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Anytime some bourgeois is like "oh I only eat Moon Dust with water from the Costa Rican jungle" you should look at them with pity. Because they got suckered into believing that you only deserve health and life if you can *pay more not to be killed* by the hand of a corporation
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Small edit. “World” sted “country”. Gifted group.
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(2) Photojournalist: We have a rare opening on our photo staff. Come work alongside one of the best photo departments in the country. And that's not just an opinion. We have Pulitzers to prove it. journalismjobs.com/1677544-photoj
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The “hey journalist, learn to code” crowd amuses me. Some of the brightest people in engineering, product, design and data science are working inside newsrooms right now. But yeah, learn something you’re probably teaching to grad students. Sure. Sod off.
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I’m just trying to imagine trusting investment advice from LadeBackk and notoriousalerts
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WOAH: The SEC just charged these influencers in a $100 million securities fraud scheme where Discord and Twitter were used to manipulate stocks bit.ly/3HSpGvh
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You tweeted a link to a homophobic conspiracy theory on a fake news website about an attack on the Speaker’s husband. You then quietly deleted the tweet, without explanation or apology. Does that count as something ‘in particular’?
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Replying to @eltonofficial
I love your music. Hope you come back. Is there any misinformation in particular that you’re concerned about?
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Or maybe don’t traffic in content so embarrassing or hateful, but sure
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In an email to advertisers, Twitter says it will launch controls to prevent ads from showing up next to tweets containing certain keywords as soon as next week (@sheila_dang / Reuters) reuters.com/technology/twi techmeme.com/221209/p15#a22
80 years since Fermi split the atom under Chicago … 50 years since a Chicagoan became the last man to walk on the moon … 25 years since Chris Farley died in Chicago. Read my latest: “Chicagoland History Timeline: December 2022 anniversaries”
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A+ performance = C- grade is quintessential late-stage capitalism hustleporn horseshit
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So Elon gave an ultimatum to all employees this morning, to commit to working long hard hours or quit. A brief thread about why this is stupid.
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I love this whole thread, but shit, this nails the fallacy of this approach.
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Here's how his tweet should be phrased: It's amazing that that a guy who has never run a media-based ad sales business thinks he knows better than the users, clients and the employees of that business.
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This is strange. It looks like El*n deleted the Twitter is the “biggest click driver on the internet” tweet … but it’s still visible for a brief moment on the iOS app (see video). I haven’t seen this before. I’m guessing Twitter doesn’t want deleted tweets still showing.
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Getting word that a large number of number of Twitter contractors were just laid off this afternoon with no notice, both in the US and abroad. Functions affected appear to include content moderation, real estate, and marketing, among others
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The vast majority of journalists make <$65K/yr and work locally. I'm nervous about the future of this site. Going viral in the past few days as I was doing on-the-ground reporting showed me the value of Twitter for breaking news — and I appreciate everyone who's tagged along.
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As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening
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Big finish to a good 🧵
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Verification is a public service, it is a good deed performed by companies who contribute very little good to the world in my opinion. We should be making easier clearer paths to verification for everyone, not making it harder. It is their responsibility, not a business model.
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I have a suggestion. Build a public-facing validation system to protect celebrities, politicians and brands — those most vulnerable to these attacks. This would mitigate materially damaging impersonation ensure all Twitter users can quickly identify parody.
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Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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105 years since the attempted Auditorium Theatre bombing ... 65 years since Ed Gein's final victim ... 35 years since Max Headroom took over WTTW and WGN. Read my latest: “Chicagoland History Timeline: November 2022 anniversaries”