can't wait to give my kids the tentacle talk
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...actually, my kids brought it up. Started with the "if you can think of it, there is porn for it" line. And they are adults.
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Haha you jack off to cartoons
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Kurt, have you ever cranked your hog to Dragonball Z
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Follow up question Kurt, do you honk your pud to spongebob
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Another satisfied customerpic.twitter.com/5jmEX5nqxK
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I guess he didn't like what he saw https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/872870938383200256 …pic.twitter.com/M5ZMGNqzEY
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Wasn't animated enough
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Oh my god Kurt wtf
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I'm gonna leave you alone for awhile now, man. This is just sad. Step away from Twitter.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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why did you refer to your kids as "our (adult) sons" to your wife? does she not know how old they are???
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I have a theory that his wife didn't send that text. She was in the shower and he grabbed her phone to get "proof" for Twitter.
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Idiot
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Hey now, name-calling might hurt someone's feelings
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Kurt, stay strong. This same thing happened to me only with hot dog porn. Just needed to prove to my cousins friend's mom that it was real
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Any memberships that I may or may not have to hot dog porn sites are for RESEARCH ONLY
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