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Contributing editor, Vanity Fair; senior writer, Newsweek; MSNBC Contributor, New York Times bestselling author.

Joined November 2010

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    Kurt Eichenwald‏Verified account @kurteichenwald Jun 8

    Ive got nothing left to say about this. Believe what I say or dont. Think my family has odd conversations (we do) or don't. So it goes.

    10:36 AM - 8 Jun 2017
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    415 replies 142 retweets 823 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. .‏ @tcraig9 Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        can't wait to give my kids the tentacle talk

        6 replies 59 retweets 503 likes
      3. Kurt Eichenwald‏Verified account @kurteichenwald Jun 8
        Replying to @tcraig9

        ...actually, my kids brought it up. Started with the "if you can think of it, there is porn for it" line. And they are adults.

        74 replies 46 retweets 105 likes
      4. Rebecca Jane Stokes‏Verified account @beccastokes Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @tcraig9

        pic.twitter.com/HfoV2l9y7s

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        Haha you jack off to cartoons

        4 replies 24 retweets 314 likes
      3. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @ironghazi @kurteichenwald

        Kurt, have you ever cranked your hog to Dragonball Z

        6 replies 32 retweets 292 likes
      4. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @ironghazi @kurteichenwald

        Follow up question Kurt, do you honk your pud to spongebob

        7 replies 20 retweets 230 likes
      5. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @ironghazi

        Another satisfied customerpic.twitter.com/5jmEX5nqxK

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        13 replies 34 retweets 317 likes
      6. Chris Jackson‏ @ChrisCJackson Jun 8
        Replying to @ironghazi

        I guess he didn't like what he saw https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/872870938383200256 …pic.twitter.com/M5ZMGNqzEY

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      7. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @ChrisCJackson

        Wasn't animated enough

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      8. Chris Jackson‏ @ChrisCJackson Jun 8
        Replying to @ironghazi

        Chris Jackson Retweeted Chris Jackson

        or have enough poophttps://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/872895688765526017 …

        Chris Jackson added,

        Chris Jackson @ChrisCJackson
        @pattymo Kurt Eichenwald has definitely jerked it to 2 Girls 1 Cup. pic.twitter.com/yeDag6TmDW
        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      9. THE LEGO COUCH GUY‏ @ironghazi Jun 8
        Replying to @ChrisCJackson

        Oh my god Kurt wtf

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Ethan Ralph‏Verified account @TheRalphRetort Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        I'm gonna leave you alone for awhile now, man. This is just sad. Step away from Twitter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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    1. Dennis‏ @GipperGrove Jun 8
      Replying to @kurteichenwald

      when the tentacles thiccpic.twitter.com/nIewS3bs6Q

      0 replies 24 retweets 238 likes
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      2. The Love Below‏ @TheLoveBel0w Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        why did you refer to your kids as "our (adult) sons" to your wife? does she not know how old they are???

        6 replies 10 retweets 124 likes
      3. SamuraiWonder‏ @SamuraiWonder Jun 8
        Replying to @TheLoveBel0w @kurteichenwald

        I have a theory that his wife didn't send that text. She was in the shower and he grabbed her phone to get "proof" for Twitter.

        4 replies 2 retweets 52 likes
      4. Jan‏ @Jaelaine7 Jun 8
        Replying to @SamuraiWonder @TheLoveBel0w @kurteichenwald

        Idiot

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. SamuraiWonder‏ @SamuraiWonder Jun 8
        Replying to @Jaelaine7 @TheLoveBel0w @kurteichenwald

        Hey now, name-calling might hurt someone's feelings

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Randal City Hot Dogs‏ @RandalCityDogs Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        Kurt, stay strong. This same thing happened to me only with hot dog porn. Just needed to prove to my cousins friend's mom that it was real

        2 replies 3 retweets 91 likes
      3. Randal City Hot Dogs‏ @RandalCityDogs Jun 8
        Replying to @RandalCityDogs @kurteichenwald

        Any memberships that I may or may not have to hot dog porn sites are for RESEARCH ONLY

        0 replies 2 retweets 53 likes
      4. End of conversation

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