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Contributing editor, Vanity Fair; senior writer, Newsweek; MSNBC Contributor, New York Times bestselling author.

Joined November 2010

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    1. Kurt Eichenwald‏Verified account @kurteichenwald Jun 8

      Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)

      1,162 replies 2,769 retweets 4,329 likes
    2. Michelle Catlin  🐍‏ @CatlinNya Jun 8
      Replying to @kurteichenwald

      I looked up the hentai that you bookmarked and it has no tentacles in it.

      3 replies 34 retweets 303 likes
      Kurt Eichenwald‏Verified account @kurteichenwald Jun 8
      Replying to @CatlinNya

      i didnt find any. ended up using wikipedia.

      10:31 AM - 8 Jun 2017
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        2. menaquinone4‏ @menangahela Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          and then...

          1 reply 5 retweets 102 likes
        3. menaquinone4‏ @menangahela Jun 8
          Replying to @menangahela @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          Kurt, how did you get from wikipedia to the webpage in your browser screenshot

          3 replies 40 retweets 318 likes
        4. menaquinone4‏ @menangahela Jun 8
          Replying to @menangahela @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          the wikipedia page for tentacle porn doesnt link to the site in your browser screenshot. care to explain what path you took there?

          7 replies 79 retweets 450 likes
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        2. DARK TØPH‏Verified account @toph_bbq Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          I can actually link you to some if you'd like, for research purposes

          1 reply 1 retweet 34 likes
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        2. America1st‏ @devmcbride2 Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          all you have to type in is "tentacle porn" do you not know how to internet?

          1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
        3. Joe B‏ @BuckeyeAlpha Jun 8
          Replying to @devmcbride2 @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          Maybe he's not learning how to use that InterWorldWideWeb thing because it's just a fad and newspapers will rule again one day😂

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Covfefe‏ @TedTheCuck Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

        Ok kurt, we believe you. Please stop tweeting now #twittermeltdown

        0 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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        2. Biggidy Boss‏ @turrible_tao Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          pic.twitter.com/o860098te5

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        2. Michelle Catlin  🐍‏ @CatlinNya Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald

          The hentai doesn't have a wikipedia article either. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=b-chiku&title=Special:Search&go=Go&searchToken=eennzwa6zgf2au6nm2fef5nio …

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      2. Bernard R. ♔‏ @RomanusIgnatius Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

        Kurt, this just keeps getting worse and worse with every tweet. Save what little dignity you have left and stop.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      3. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

        pic.twitter.com/nqTlbeuIyP

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        2. triodug‏ @totallyNOTtrio Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @turrible_tao @CatlinNya

          And wikipedia just happened to lead you to this very specific and niche hentai?

          1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
        3. cool sleestak‏ @AMammalsTweeter Jun 8
          Replying to @totallyNOTtrio @kurteichenwald and

          he's a reporter. stop.

          0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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        2. tianimu‏ @tianimu Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @CatlinNya

          Fortunately you can easily clear the whole thing up by screenshotting your internet history.

          2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      4. Я Сам  🦋 ☠️‏ @Logo_Daedalus Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @menangahela @CatlinNya

        😏

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