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Contributing editor, Vanity Fair; senior writer, Newsweek; MSNBC Contributor, New York Times bestselling author.

Joined November 2010

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    1. Avispar ;)‏ @xavispar4 Jun 8

      Avispar ;) Retweeted Kurt Eichenwald

      I wonder if there is a person that exists who believes thishttps://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328 …

      Avispar ;) added,

      Kurt EichenwaldVerified account @kurteichenwald
      Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
      1 reply 4 retweets 20 likes
      Kurt Eichenwald‏Verified account @kurteichenwald Jun 8
      Replying to @xavispar4

      My family does. They were there and cant believe what a dumbass I was 2 tweet screenshot. "That mistake is kind of on you," my oldest says.

      10:29 AM - 8 Jun 2017
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      15 replies 4 retweets 16 likes
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        2. Covfefe‏ @TedTheCuck Jun 8
          Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

          The only mistake is falling asleep after jacking to some b chiku, old boy!

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. Phil Ludlam‏ @ludlampn Jun 8
          Replying to @TedTheCuck @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

          The only mistake is denying it. B Chiku is great taste

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Lev ♘‏ @DaddyLev Jun 8
          Replying to @NeoTrauliteiro @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

          EXACTLY. It would have been a massive PR move to just roll with it.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Tom Burns  🤔‏ @NeoTrauliteiro Jun 8
          Replying to @DaddyLev @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

          He would be loved by all tbh

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🐸 seed  🐸‏ @seed30_Greek Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        "it's not what you think. I wasn't watching porn alone. I was watching porn with my kids"

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Get JIFCan to 2000 📈‏ @JIFcan_noose Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        are you adult sons living at home?

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      3. Nihilist-chan‏ @Nihilist_Chan Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        Do y'all think Kurt purposefully induces seizures while his hand is around his cock, so it's like auto masturbation?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. Goy Hobbs‏ @GoyHobbs9 Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald

        where's the anvilpic.twitter.com/0xJYKsm6Pw

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      5. Bipolar WhitePanther‏ @FatWhitePanther Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        So you clicked on the link realized it wasn't tentacle porn and still left it open. #idontbuyit

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Phil Ludlam‏ @ludlampn Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        Need to have a press conference with your entire family, Kurt

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      7. fate/aesthetic‏ @sxcwaifu Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        it's ok to like hentai kurtpic.twitter.com/nLedNKM1rn

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      8. Bipolar WhitePanther‏ @FatWhitePanther Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        What's your excuse for not quitting out of the b chiku immediately and leaving it open?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      9. Pelsk‏ @Pelsk_ Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        Normal, healthy people wouldn't discuss bestiality with their mothers. The fact that you think that's no big deal is incredibly creepy.

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      10. Lion Man‏ @FinnishTiger Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        How's your mom, your mother, the woman who gave birth to you?

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      11. Rudolf Mikler‏ @shoaahh Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        You have a good taste my man. You can become the leader of the alt right immediately

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      12. MC Frango Frito  🐓‏ @SixBitProxyWax Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        There's no way thay your (adult) children can't believe this.

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      13. George Shackwell 📎 ❄️‏ @GeorgeGorgeous0 Jun 8
        Replying to @kurteichenwald @xavispar4

        Kurt we all jack off to hentai porn most of us just don't get caught

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