nice work stealing your wifes phone
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so...i put it on my wife's phone and she won't see i sent a message to myself? Yah, that makes sense.
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It's still not tentacle porn
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I must have missed something, how do you know what kind of porn it is?
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https://twitter.com/i/moments/872875544240697345 … Full explanation there.
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Hahahahahah! That is hilarious!
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is ur freinds movie a bunch of cartoon's fucking each other?
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His wife didn't even respond when he said his headaches were so bad he cried

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She called me.
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"Headaches better babe, feeling up for some kinky stuff tonight? I stopped at the exotic pet store on the way home"
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Imagine being the type of guy who tells your wife you've been crying and she doesn't even respond.
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...she called me, you scuzz.
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where did you find the link, Kurt? That's a highly specific board - almost as if you have it bookmarked.pic.twitter.com/1o7lRSL65k
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