is ur freinds movie a bunch of cartoon's fucking each other?
No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists. See text convo. I only removed names and drug names.pic.twitter.com/EMHYlYKcPf
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His wife didn't even respond when he said his headaches were so bad he cried
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She called me.
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"Headaches better babe, feeling up for some kinky stuff tonight? I stopped at the exotic pet store on the way home"
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So that is real? Eeuuuu
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You're fantastic
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nice work stealing your wifes phone
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so...i put it on my wife's phone and she won't see i sent a message to myself? Yah, that makes sense.
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Does your wife remember that your children are adults? Dude, it's OK if you like hentai... no one cares...
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I sad that cause I wanted a postable convo. I knew if i said "kids" or "sons" ppl would claim they were children. Which theyre doing anyway.
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kurt the ice pick headache is a braint umor
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no, it's related to epilepsy.
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Kurt, do you mind if we run this story on Russia Today?pic.twitter.com/K0hVflh4Fu
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Bud, sometimes you just have to stop digging.
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Imagine being the type of guy who tells your wife you've been crying and she doesn't even respond.
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...she called me, you scuzz.
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Did you ever find that anvil? I have an anvil guy if not. Could help you out
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