Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Kurt you have somehow managed to transcend being Not Mad online into a higher plane of being. I'm genuinely impressed.
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this parody account is pointless. i cant compete
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You were beaten by the best
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Nothing wrong with losing to perfection.
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I needed this laugh. Thank you.
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Doing gods work
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so instead of saying you honk off to hentai you are admitting as a journalist you couldnt find a single example of tentacle porn online
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What luck! Your fabulous former colleague
@hella_drella just wrote a whole article about this:http://www.glamour.com/story/everything-to-know-about-tentacle-porn … -
OH MY GOD KIRA
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It's ok to admit you like hentai you closet weeb
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So rather than just googling "tentacle porn" you went to a very specific hentai site and found a specific non-tentacle manga. Makes sense.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kurteichenwald really kurt? really? nobody thought to just search "tentacle porn"? instead you somehow found that? really? REALLY? -
this is so miraculously transparent that we could travel through your excuses faster than light speed
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"I, a journalist, was unable to find tentacle porn on the internet" is the least believable statement I've heard
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"I, a journalist, do not know how to disable the porn filter on my browser" is how I'm picturing it
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