...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Kurt you have somehow managed to transcend being Not Mad online into a higher plane of being. I'm genuinely impressed.
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this parody account is pointless. i cant compete
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You were beaten by the best
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Nothing wrong with losing to perfection.
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I needed this laugh. Thank you.
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Doing gods work
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i didnt find any. ended up using wikipedia.
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Kurt, how did you get from wikipedia to the webpage in your browser screenshot
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the wikipedia page for tentacle porn doesnt link to the site in your browser screenshot. care to explain what path you took there?
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Please mr menaquione ever since the Jew Goldstein incident my Big Bear has been under a lot of performance stress. Don't upset him!
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Just a normal family discussion about tentacle porn... Lol what?pic.twitter.com/8qykgbem1b
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we often say, we have the oddest conversations of any family out there. all our kids are adults.
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Does to me: They just sold a crate of fake blood & a couple dozen rubber-band guns at an estate sale. He may be Ozzy Osbourne in disguise.
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...because one of my 20-somethings was talking about that "if u can think of it, there is porn for it" cliche. And this was an example.
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Oh yeah, the old "if you can think of it, there is porn for it" cliche. Who HASN'T heard that. Comes up twice a day with my (adult) kids.
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kurt tentacle wasn't in the tags...
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