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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Nov 2021

    Oh goodness it’s here! Get it! Everyone buying tickets today gets not just the movie but two (2!) post-credit sequences for FREE. Later audiences will be charged extra per post-credit sequence. And the charge will be hefty.

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    TONIGHT, be the first to see the Marvel Universe like you've never seen before 🤯 Experience Marvel Studios' only in theaters. Get Tickets Now:
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  2. Retweeted
    May 13

    Los Angeles folks: I believe that we all need to be a LOT more worried about Rick Caruso's candidacy. We're on the verge of allowing a Trumpian, anti-abortion billionaire to buy our city government. And he can do it this June, in the primary, if we don't stop him. Thread:

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  3. May 4

    This is the first time it feels real. I’m in Star Wars.

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    They're coming. , a limited series, starts streaming May 27 on .
    718 replies . 3,409 retweets 84,751 likes
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  4. Apr 15

    Everything Everywhere All At Once is special. If I start talking about what I love about it I'll be typing until the oceans evaporate. So I'll just say thanks to , Daniel Scheinert, Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, Stephanie Hsu, & everyone else involved. Wow.

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  5. Apr 9

    The season finale of Severance is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen. I can’t love anything more.

    174 replies . 556 retweets 7,620 likes
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  6. Apr 7

    This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a tweet

    I'm excited to introduce my new personal advisor and confidante: a huge fucking weirdo named Wormtongue. plus he looks like complete shit. please trust him with any secrets of the kingdom you might have
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    To those of you who are in the closet, to those of you who are questioning, to those of you protesting in the streets, to those of you fighting to survive: we see you this . We are with you.

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  8. Mar 31

    Premiere moving from May 25th (Wednesday) to May 27th (Friday) but now premiering with TWO EPISODES! I cannot wait for this show.

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    Incoming transmission from Obi-Wan Kenobi...
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  9. Mar 26

    We basically won’t know case numbers any more. A remarkable failure.

    This is not going to end well. “Quest Diagnostics, one of the largest testing companies in the country, told ABC News that patients who are not on Medicare, Medicaid or a private health plan will now be charged $125 when using one of its…PCR tests.”
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  10. Mar 25

    meets Lost!

    29 replies . 3 retweets 333 likes
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  11. Mar 25

    meets Office Space!

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  12. Mar 25

    Severance on Apple TV+ is stunning. It's a combination of everything I love. Brazil meets Metropolis meets Joe vs the Volcano meets Dark City meets... just watch it. Fantastic work

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    I love AND play-dog so I’m going to like this ESPECIALLY if it looks like a supersized Gumby episode

    A ‘PLAY-DOH’ film is in the works. Emily V. Gordon will write the script and Jon M. Chu will produce & potentially direct. (Source: Deadline)
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    Skeptics: yes, in the wrong hands it could be a soulless cash grab. But in the right hands (like Emily & Jon’s) it could be a Trojan Horse that lets a studio feel comfortable spending money on a film about something actually interesting.

    A ‘PLAY-DOH’ film is in the works. Emily V. Gordon will write the script and Jon M. Chu will produce & potentially direct. (Source: Deadline)
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  15. Mar 16

    Today should be a good day. Wordle 270 X/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

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  16. Mar 15

    This trailer made me feel every positive feeling I am capable of feeling. Iman Vellani is going to be amazing in this show. I CANNOT WAIT.

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING ?!??!? ON RIGHT NOW WRITTEN BY GUEST STARRING OK?????? WATCH!!!!!!!!! ENJOY YOURSELVES FOR ONCE

    5 replies . 5 retweets 210 likes
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  18. Mar 11

    I’m a Simpsons!!!

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    Everybody knows . Look out for him on a brand-new episode of The Simpsons this Sunday!
    61 replies . 117 retweets 3,250 likes
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  19. Mar 9

    This show is very very very good. I cannot wait.

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    Between darkness and defeat, hope survives. Watch the new teaser trailer for , and start streaming the limited series May 25 on .
    49 replies . 113 retweets 2,470 likes
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  20. Mar 9

    Oh hi.

    Hello there.
    50 replies . 112 retweets 3,540 likes
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  21. Mar 4

    RIP Shane Warne. A legend.

    22 replies . 57 retweets 917 likes
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