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Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids. The X-Files Files. Activist.

Joined April 2009
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    Kumail Nanjiani Verified account ‏@kumailn Jun 24

    Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!

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    1. Larkin ‏@ForTheLark Jun 24

      @kumailn they taught us about *imaginary* numbers instead of *essential* oils!

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    2. Bidets of Our Lives ‏@BeerCanDid Jun 24

      @kumailn IT'S SO GOODpic.twitter.com/HzGReMdOqB

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Thom Two Sheds Cich ‏@ThomCich Jun 24 Wisconsin, USA

      @kumailn number two - superfoods.

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. background noise ‏@generalstatic Jun 24

      @kumailn Essentially, it's just oil.

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Amanda Jean ‏@apandajean Jun 24

      @kumailn They only teach about that at phony medical schools. Oh, and lifestyle websites.

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Peter Eckelkamp ‏@Caoliq Jun 24

      @kumailn Don't trust the teacher who wants to teach that! It leads to a pervy massage in the locker room.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. John Maksuta ‏@JohnMaksuta Jun 24

      @kumailn its as essential as snake oil.

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Emily Z ‏@agntpeggybarker Jun 24

      @kumailn you're the best.

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. Rebecca Winter ‏@iambeccawinter Jun 24

      @kumailn sounds slippery to me.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Ken ‏@DJNewStyle Jun 24

      @kumailn #KennyBania

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    11. soorsoor ‏@JSoursour Jun 24

      @kumailn also why do we have to call them "noble" gases when they're just doing their job?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. Blake X. ‏@BlakeX10 Jun 24

      @kumailn olive oil is good for salads i hear

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    13. Melanie Landon ‏@demeko96 Jun 24

      @kumailn I love you. :)

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      1. Lammy ‏@LammyPotts Jun 24

        @kumailn I took Oil Essentials 1 and Honors Oil Essentials in Oil School

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      2. Lammy ‏@LammyPotts Jun 24

        @kumailn I also make awful jokes

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    14. Brent Wilson ‏@compbiocheminfo Jun 24

      @kumailn more like fundamental oils

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    15. Mike Hoffman ‏@RedlegsBearcats Jun 24

      @kumailn : Big Non-essential Oil has deep pockets.

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    16. caveman sam ‏@buttstuffzebra Jun 24

      @kumailn because you can turn them into amphetamines

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    17. Yaas Bey ‏@birdsandbeys Jun 24

      @kumailn there's actually an essential oil that fixes that

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    18. SwaggyB ‏@bwilbur29 Jun 24

      @kumailn It really is unfortunate, but We didn't advance quick enough. We were still a vinegar based society until the mid-2000s....

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