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Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids. The X-Files Files. Activist.

Joined April 2009
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    Kumail Nanjiani Verified account ‏@kumailn Feb 16

    Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism.

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      1. 2HAYNEZ ‏@imandyhaynes Feb 16

        @kumailn "What if he wasn't a Muslim? Could That work?"

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      3. Mike Drucker ‏@MikeDrucker Feb 16

        @imandyhaynes @kumailn "What if instead he's Catholic and praying when a Muslim man attacks?"

        0 retweets 24 likes
      1. Jane Solomon ‏@janesolomon Feb 16

        @kumailn I've only ever seen this in the first episode of Skins (UK version).

        0 retweets 12 likes
      2. Mara Wilson ‏@MaraWritesStuff Feb 18

        @kumailn @janesolomon Right, Anwar answers his phone while praying and gets thrown out, it's actually kind of amazing

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      4. Mara Wilson ‏@MaraWritesStuff Feb 18

        @kumailn @janesolomon Really sad that it's all we can think of

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      6. Daryl Bartley ‏@hypercubexl Feb 18

        @MaraWritesStuff @kumailn @janesolomon can that be the new bechdel test? (along with the original still hella needing addressing of course)

        0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Jane Solomon ‏@janesolomon Feb 18

        @hypercubexl @MaraWritesStuff @kumailn This is an excellent idea. What should it be called?

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      8. Jane Solomon ‏@janesolomon Feb 18

        @hypercubexl @MaraWritesStuff @kumailn And if it enters popular usage, I can add it to http://Dictionary.com  (I'm a lexicographer there).

        0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Daryl Bartley ‏@hypercubexl Feb 18

        @janesolomon @MaraWritesStuff @kumailn there's got to be a clever but respectful thing for this without it sounding like tvtropes

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      10. Jane Solomon ‏@janesolomon Feb 18

        @hypercubexl @MaraWritesStuff @kumailn Nothing like MPDGs, which @nathanrabin ultimately disowned.

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      1. Tim Goodman ‏@BastardMachine Feb 16

        @kumailn It’s a go. But they’re going to need a white actor as the lead Muslim.

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    1. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons Feb 16

      @kumailn lol when would that happen lol

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    2. Max Landis ‏@Uptomyknees Feb 16

      @kumailn it starts with a Pakistani Muslim praying to mecca and it's all spiritual/beautiful/intense and then cuts to him cleaning up vomit

      1 retweet 8 likes
    3. Darling Brookie ‏@BrookeObie Feb 16

      another pitch: black woman in silicon valley who isn't a stripper, just a techie like the rest @kumailn

      1 retweet 12 likes
    4. Max Landis ‏@Uptomyknees Feb 16

      @kumailn it's fuckin crazy that I wrote something that started this way and hadn't done the cliche math on how common the trope is

      0 retweets 13 likes
      1. Max Landis ‏@Uptomyknees Feb 16

        @kumailn script is about a device that automatically "upgrades" everything, wrote it when I was twenty. It's not great, but still

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      1. Max Landis ‏@Uptomyknees Feb 16

        @kumailn no joke my script Trade Up starts literally exactly like this.

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