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Kumail Nanjiani
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Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids. The X-Files Files. Activist.

Joined April 2009
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    Kumail Nanjiani Verified account ‏@kumailn 11 Sep 2015

    Sometimes people stare at me cuz of Silicon Valley. Sometimes they stare at me cuz of racism. It's fun guessing which is which.

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      1. Dan Harmon ‏@danharmon 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn I don't know where I fit. I'm a huge fan of Silicon Valley but specifically because of how brown your skin is.

        19 retweets 217 likes
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      3. Kumail Nanjiani ‏@kumailn 11 Sep 2015

        @danharmon the camera adds 10 shades

        10 retweets 185 likes
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      5. Dan Harmon ‏@danharmon 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn here is the result of me typing "shades add" into giphy.pic.twitter.com/bEc90ZBfAf

        17 retweets 87 likes
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      7. Kumail Nanjiani ‏@kumailn 11 Sep 2015

        @danharmon wow. I can't "deal with it."

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      9. Dan Harmon ‏@danharmon 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn Oh, the file was too big, hold on, be right back

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      1. rob delaney ‏@robdelaney 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn #HumbleBrag

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      3. Kumail Nanjiani ‏@kumailn 11 Sep 2015

        @robdelaney oh one hundo

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      1. steven yeun ‏@steveyeun 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn 🙋🏻

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    1. Anil Dash ‏@anildash 11 Sep 2015

      @kumailn Oddly enough, same here.

      0 retweets 11 likes
    2. Andrew Santino ‏@CheetoSantino 11 Sep 2015

      @kumailn can't they hold both fandom and racism in their hearts Kumail?

      0 retweets 7 likes
    3. Sarah Spain ‏@SarahSpain 11 Sep 2015

      @kumailn Sometimes both. You CAN have it all.

      0 retweets 9 likes
    4. CBS Films ‏@CBSFilms 11 Sep 2015

      @kumailn mostly we stare at you because of The Kings of Summer.

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      1. John Scalzi ‏@scalzi 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn I stare at you because you're so handsome, sailor.

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      1. ChristopherDReed ‏@Chrisreed619 11 Sep 2015

        @kumailn you were also fantastic on The Brink.

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    5. eznark ‏@eznark 11 Sep 2015

      @kumailn It's actually always because your fly is open.

      0 retweets 7 likes

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