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Kumail Nanjiani
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Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids. The X-Files Files. Activist.

Joined April 2009
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    Kumail Nanjiani Verified account ‏@kumailn 16 Apr 2015

    The Force is strong in my family My father has it I have it My sister has it Aunt Linda has it Cousin Georgie who works at Coldstone has it

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    1. Rove McManus ‏@Rove 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn *does the Oprah point* YOU get the Force! YOU get the Force! And YOU get the Force!

      1 retweet 9 likes
      1. Ainslie J ‏@JustAinslie 17 Apr 2015

        @kumailn @rainbowrowell My nephew has it but I am holding it for him while he goes swimming.

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. Rainbow Rowell ‏@rainbowrowell 17 Apr 2015

        @JustAinslie Excellent.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Luis Alvarez ‏@squallluis 16 Apr 2015

        @kumailn all jokes aside. "My father HAS it" not had* has ... #OhSnap #whatcoulditmean

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      3. John Fisticuffs ‏@JohnFisticuffs 16 Apr 2015

        @Squallluis3 @kumailn it's taken directly from Return of the Jedi. It's not new dialog. unsure why include it tho unless to confuse ppl.

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      4. Luis Alvarez ‏@squallluis 16 Apr 2015

        @JohnLiette @kumailn oh shit. Hadn't noticed. At all! Thanks for pointing out.

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      5. John Fisticuffs ‏@JohnFisticuffs 16 Apr 2015

        @Squallluis3 i read someone else tweet about it :). weird choice to use. hard to tell if JJ is being cheeky or if it means anything.

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      7. Luis Alvarez ‏@squallluis 16 Apr 2015

        @JohnLiette also. I want to point out its not the same sound byte. It's an aged Luke saying it.

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      8. John Fisticuffs ‏@JohnFisticuffs 17 Apr 2015

        @Squallluis3 oooooohhhh... I feel a need to avoid any other trailers and stuff and be surprised when I see it.

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    2. The Tweetist ‏@RichWkru 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn This is a lot like my family and herpes.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    3. Pessimist Prime ‏@elijahdprophet 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn Beru and Owen, not so much...

      1 retweet 1 like
    4. jawk ‏@jawk 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn my half-cousin Mark had it but then he saw a doctor - after an MRI they confirmed most of it is gone at this point

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Rachel Kiki © ‏@SiriuslyMad 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn @George_Kirkland this tweet is about us

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Brad Wins. ‏@WinsBrad 17 Apr 2015

      @kumailn @JamesShakeshaft Even educated fleas have it. Let's do it. Let's fall in FORCE.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. Erik Conan Cyree ‏@ErikCyree 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn but you can all still live normal, active lifestyles. even riding bikes and playing tennis.

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. inverse femtobarn ‏@alec_dh 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn It's an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me and three other clerks at this store.

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. Austin Wolff ‏@AustinWolff3 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn I knew the force was the secret to coldstone.!

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. Michael R. Trice ‏@MikeRTrice 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn @Jordan_Stewart Aunt and Uncle were burned on the farm!!! Thoughtless!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    11. Kane Gruber ‏@grubi 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn "I once met this theme park ticket ripper who had it..."

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. allflicker ‏@allflicker 16 Apr 2015

      @kumailn @DavidPoland My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate has it.

      0 retweets 0 likes

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