To everyone responding angrily with “This was in college!”: you’re right. You can stop correcting me now. I apologize for this unforgivable infraction. I shall be self-reporting for the ritual of the red death at first dawn. May the example of my untimely demise serve as warning.
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HER HIPS ARE MOVING AND IT'S DESTROYING THIS COMMUNITY!
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This is INDISPUTABLE proof that she is working with
@IlhanMN to institute Shakira Law!
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You're right, those hips are NOT lying!
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They'd be okay with it if she had a calendar that showed she was dancing with Tobin and Squi
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Don’t drag me into this

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But there's *video* of her dancing. If there had been video of him sexually assaulting women then it would have been differ... actually never mind. It would have been exactly the same.
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Or some sort of audio of him bragging about it.
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Or a calendar...
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Really, who among us hasn't boofed someone during The Devil's Triangle?
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Look, I’m against dancing but this isn’t a credible allegation of dancing. Can you remember the address where the alleged dancing occurred? Do you really expect me to believe she just walked home after being tired from all that dancing? And why didn’t you report it at the time?
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That tweet + 5 as your pic earns you a follow!
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Exasperated Fifth Doctor is best Fifth Doctor.
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59-year old admits to infidelity and sexual assault on tape: “But that was over a decade ago!”
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"locker room talk"
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To be fair to them,
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I kinda feel like Warren was trying too hard, tbf, but trying too hard is not a national crisis.
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Better than the current guys who don't try at all.
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I stopped trying because I found it futile. I'm dying alone anyway
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You’re... running for President? I think you might be on the wrong thread tbh.
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