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My new movie The Big Sick is on Amazon, iTunes, Blu ray, all the streamings. Get to it!

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 25

    There’s only one voice that needs to be heard. Yours. Register to vote today:

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  2. 13 hours ago

    Did she listen to the sounds of torture for nostalgia purposes?

    SCOOP: CIA Director Gina Haspel listened to the audio of Khashoggi’s alleged murder during her secret trip to Turkey, upping the pressure on the Trump administration to hold Saudi accountable.
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  3. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    This story, which is happening right now, in America, should be covered more aggressively than a caravan that’s 1000 miles away from the US border. (Also the woman who wrote this story (Nicole Acevedo) story once worked for me and she’s awesome)

    Voting in Dodge City, Kansas, is turning into a showdown as the advocacy group Voto Latino is trying to provide Lyft rides to residents with no transportation to the city's only polling site, which was moved out of town by election officials.
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  4. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Breaking: ATF & LAPD are heading to a U.S. Postal Facility in South Central LA where another package addressed to Dem Rep Maxine Waters has been located by US Postal Inspectors.

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  5. 16 hours ago

    It’s almost as if the President calling someone the “enemy” can have violent consequences.

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  6. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Jeff Zucker’s singular role in promoting Donald Trump’s rise (): "gave Trump astonishing amounts of free exposure in the Republican presidential primary on the cable network... often unfiltered and without critical fact-checking."

    Statement from CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker:
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  7. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    Today, students at over 170 colleges and universities are showing America why immigrants make their campus and community better. Stand with us! Share your message to say !

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  8. Oct 24

    A recap: Yes, the caravan is definitely full of MS-13 and Middle-Eastern terrorists. No, the bombs sent to Clinton, Obama, CNN that are physically in the possession of the Secret Service are not real. I miss facts.

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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    EARLY VOTING HAS BEGUN IN ALL OF THESE STATES!!! GO VOTE TODAY!!! TAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU!!! DON’T FORGET!!!

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  10. Oct 23

    1. There probably aren’t. 2. What if there are? 3. Fuck you.

    Pence: "It’s inconceivable there are not people of Middle Eastern descent" in migrant caravan
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  11. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    I have been beaten, my skull fractured, and arrested more than forty times so that each and every person has the right to register and vote. Friends of my gave their lives. Do your part. Get out there and vote like you’ve never voted before.

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  12. Oct 22

    The idea that the phrase "Middle Eastern" is considered a pejorative is so awful.

    Reporters on the ground with the caravan have not found any “Middle Easterners” in the caravan. But reporters in DC are finding plenty of racially loaded rhetoric.
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  13. Oct 22

    Until today I thought Blake Bortles was a fake name made up by The Good Place.

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  14. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    🚨 Hey, Californians. Today is the last day you can register to vote in the midterm election. If you want to cast a ballot on Nov. 6, here’s what you need to do:

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  15. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    If you live in California today is your last day to register to vote. Here’s how you can register online.

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  16. Oct 20

    It didn't work.

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  17. Oct 20

    Most of the periodic table. I memorized it in the 7th grade to impress girls. True story. Hydrogen Helium Lithium Berillium Boron Carbon Nitrogen Oxygen Flourine Neon Sodium Magnesium Aluminum Silicon Phosphorous Sulphur Chlorine Argon Potassium Calcium

    What's the most useless thing you still have memorized?
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  18. Oct 20

    Had a dream I ran into Jared Kushner and got him to admit everything on tape so I’m handling all of this very well thank you very much.

    107 replies 368 retweets 14,460 likes
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  19. Oct 17

    *looks out the window* They did it! They fixed everything!

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  20. Oct 17

    Pretty sure I didn’t say “You’re the most important thing in the world to me” when I met this man. Fairly sure. Kinda sure. I probably said it. That’s bad.

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  21. Oct 15

    You know it’s bad when their defense is “We didn’t wanna kill him! We merely tortured him to death by mistake!”

    BREAKING — 2 sources tell and that the Saudis are preparing a report that will acknowledge Jamal Khashoggi's death was the result of an interrogation that went wrong, one that was intended to lead to his abduction from Turkey.
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