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My new movie The Big Sick is on Amazon, iTunes, Blu ray, all the streamings. Get to it!

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Joined April 2009

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  1. This thread is absolutely amazing. (Also go see Spiderverse.)

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  2. Jan 3

    To everyone responding angrily with “This was in college!”: you’re right. You can stop correcting me now. I apologize for this unforgivable infraction. I shall be self-reporting for the ritual of the red death at first dawn. May the example of my untimely demise serve as warning.

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  3. Jan 3

    Man sexually assaults women in high school: “That was so long ago!” Woman dances in high school: “We must set her ablaze.”

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  4. 31 Dec 2018

    I love New Years. I love the going out, I love the countdown, I love the self-reflection, I love the resolutions, I love it all. I love New Years.

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  5. 27 Dec 2018
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  6. 25 Dec 2018

    “I don’t like how this tastes.” *eats it one million times over the course of the day* Merry Christmas everybody.

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  7. 25 Dec 2018
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  8. 24 Dec 2018
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  9. 24 Dec 2018

    Is there a bug that can break a human bone? Like with pincers or whatever? It’s surprisingly hard to google.

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  10. 24 Dec 2018

    Holiday tip: Mary Poppins Returns and Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse are two amazing films to watch with the family. Both full of magic and joy. I’ll be watching them many times in the coming years.

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  11. 24 Dec 2018

    “Oh no, I’ve made a huge mistake” said Spacey right after flubbing a line and before starting another take.

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  12. 24 Dec 2018

    North Carolina crushing it with that Christmas news content.

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  13. 22 Dec 2018

    I used to work at a middle school on the south side of Chicago. I just found out the Principal passed away. He was wonderful, kind, smart & amazing with the kids. A big shout out to all those who dedicate their lives to education. Thank you for what you do.

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  14. Retweeted

    FLASHBACK. December 11. Trump: If we don't get what we want, one way or the other... I will shut down the government ... So I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down. I'm not going to blame you for it.

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  15. 20 Dec 2018

    The trailer for Men in Black International is out. I play a little alien being in it. You can see him in this! Also TessaThompsonChrisHemsworthLiamNeesonEmmaThompsonetcetc

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    18 Dec 2018

    How many times do Sheryl Sandberg and Mark Zuckerberg get to significantly worsen the state of the world before they get fired and replaced with leaders capable of actually taking this issue seriously?

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  17. 16 Dec 2018

    Stephen Miller’s hair looks like PlayStation 1.

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    I just left the tent city at Tornillo. It is a child prison camp. They refused our request to speak with the children who are held there.

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  19. 15 Dec 2018

    Please see Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse this weekend. It's funny, thrilling, original and genuinely moving. All my thumbs and toes are up.

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    15 Dec 2018

    My special airs TONIGHT at 10pm!!! Get INTO it! I sincerely hope you enjoy :)

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