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@kumailn

My new movie The Big Sick is on Amazon, iTunes, Blu ray, all the streamings. Get to it!

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 25

    There’s only one voice that needs to be heard. Yours. Register to vote today:

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  2. Did she listen to the sounds of torture for nostalgia purposes?

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  3. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    This story, which is happening right now, in America, should be covered more aggressively than a caravan that’s 1000 miles away from the US border. (Also the woman who wrote this story (Nicole Acevedo) story once worked for me and she’s awesome)

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  4. Retweeted

    Breaking: ATF & LAPD are heading to a U.S. Postal Facility in South Central LA where another package addressed to Dem Rep Maxine Waters has been located by US Postal Inspectors.

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  5. It’s almost as if the President calling someone the “enemy” can have violent consequences.

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  6. Retweeted

    Jeff Zucker’s singular role in promoting Donald Trump’s rise (): "gave Trump astonishing amounts of free exposure in the Republican presidential primary on the cable network... often unfiltered and without critical fact-checking."

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    Today, students at over 170 colleges and universities are showing America why immigrants make their campus and community better. Stand with us! Share your message to say !

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  8. Oct 24

    A recap: Yes, the caravan is definitely full of MS-13 and Middle-Eastern terrorists. No, the bombs sent to Clinton, Obama, CNN that are physically in the possession of the Secret Service are not real. I miss facts.

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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    EARLY VOTING HAS BEGUN IN ALL OF THESE STATES!!! GO VOTE TODAY!!! TAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU!!! DON’T FORGET!!!

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  10. Oct 23

    1. There probably aren’t. 2. What if there are? 3. Fuck you.

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  11. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    I have been beaten, my skull fractured, and arrested more than forty times so that each and every person has the right to register and vote. Friends of my gave their lives. Do your part. Get out there and vote like you’ve never voted before.

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  12. Oct 22

    The idea that the phrase "Middle Eastern" is considered a pejorative is so awful.

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  13. Oct 22

    Until today I thought Blake Bortles was a fake name made up by The Good Place.

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  14. Retweeted
    Oct 22

    🚨 Hey, Californians. Today is the last day you can register to vote in the midterm election. If you want to cast a ballot on Nov. 6, here’s what you need to do:

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  15. Retweeted

    If you live in California today is your last day to register to vote. Here’s how you can register online.

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  16. Oct 20

    It didn't work.

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  17. Oct 20

    Most of the periodic table. I memorized it in the 7th grade to impress girls. True story. Hydrogen Helium Lithium Berillium Boron Carbon Nitrogen Oxygen Flourine Neon Sodium Magnesium Aluminum Silicon Phosphorous Sulphur Chlorine Argon Potassium Calcium

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  18. Oct 20

    Had a dream I ran into Jared Kushner and got him to admit everything on tape so I’m handling all of this very well thank you very much.

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  19. Oct 17

    *looks out the window* They did it! They fixed everything!

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  20. Oct 17

    Pretty sure I didn’t say “You’re the most important thing in the world to me” when I met this man. Fairly sure. Kinda sure. I probably said it. That’s bad.

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  21. Oct 15

    You know it’s bad when their defense is “We didn’t wanna kill him! We merely tortured him to death by mistake!”

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