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  1. 15 Feb 2016

    My boyfriend didn't do anything for me for President's Day :(

  2. 8 Feb 2016

    We've reached the final frontier of "Watch this person that's never done this thing before do…

  3. 3 Dec 2015

    Learning how to protect myself against AK-47 fire with a pair of scissors on . Gun problem=…

  4. 18 Aug 2015

    WHY HAVE NO ELEVATOR SCIENTISTS INVENTED A WAY TO UNPUSH THE WRONG BUTTON IN AN ELEVATOR?

  5. 17 Jul 2015

    finally got a chance to see one of the four remaining original Magna Carts in person today!

  6. 11 Jun 2015

    I've been saying we need higher safety standards for sharks riding in cars for years

  7. 10 Apr 2015

    Is it hiccuping or hiccing up? (I know this is one of those things you're supposed to pick up in the streets, but I'm only book-smart)

  8. 4 Apr 2015

    has anyone ever experienced something more heartbreaking than having to share a row on a 4 hour greyhound bus ride?

  9. 24 Dec 2014

    Anyone know a hilarious piece of shit that can buy for a white elephant exchange? I have 3 hours and $2. thnx.

  10. 5 Nov 2014

    Finally changing my name to Katie OHanlon bc I am now 100% certain that computers won't be able to process apostrophes in our lifetime

  11. 22 Oct 2014

    Weird, I definitely thought the plural was "uteruses"

  12. 10 Sep 2014

    A 360 degree tour of my new crocheted water bottle purse

  13. 24 Aug 2014

    if you walk a mile in my shoes, please also wear my fitbit

  14. 15 Apr 2014

    Here I was putting all my energy into widening my , when I should have been focusing on widening my !

  15. 11 Apr 2014

    Poll: What should I get my boyfriend for ?

  16. 1 Apr 2014

    Can I FaceTime 911?? I need someone to confirm if this pimple is an emergency!

  17. 17 Feb 2014

    morning workouts always get me pumped up...to fall in and out of sleep on the couch for the next 10 hours.

  18. 8 Feb 2014

    My seatmate on this 6 am flight has just revealed a Costco-sized bag of tortilla chips he said we can share for breakfast!

  19. 26 Jan 2014

    Relieved to learn the "Jobs" DVD on the counter is an movie and not a suggestion from my mom of a thing i should be out getting

  20. 15 Jan 2014

    Felt generous today so I Venmo-d $0.25 to all my best friends. What have you done to ? :-)

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