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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Mar 2017

    My new book CLOUD STORIES is now at Amazon for you to read if 140 characters just isn't enough to slake your thirst

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  2. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    they say people only use like 30% of their brain and idk about you but for me it's because the other 70% is actively working against me

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  3. 6 hours ago

    It's a little late on a Friday for a new T-shirt but here we go

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  4. 6 hours ago

    A mindset where “super heroes working together” is the pinnacle of what you desire from a medium. How wonderful.

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  5. 6 hours ago

    Imagine thinking this

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  6. Retweeted
    10 Apr 2015

    Last Graig tweet, this is the original Ravedactyl (the pterodactyl that raves!) trailer that we all fell in love with

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  7. 13 hours ago

    Paul Megafucked

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  8. 14 hours ago

    phrenology is once again validated

    Indiana teacher says he was forced to resign for not using transgender student's preferred name:
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  9. 14 hours ago

    poit!

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  10. 14 hours ago

    very helpful thanks

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  11. 15 hours ago

    This checks out

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    This is a tweet Vanderbilt’s general surgery program forced me to delete: “A patient did not want me to take care of him because of my race and my chief went along with it, asking me not to step into the room. ” —12/4/2016 Then Vanderbilt’s unrelenting retaliation began.

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  13. Jun 7

    please... I beg of you.... let him crank his hog

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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    For absolutely no reason, I put the Unsolved Mysteries theme over a 1985 Carvel commercial and I creeped myself out.

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  15. Jun 7

    early pixar shit is so funny now

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  16. Jun 7

    what's worse

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  17. Jun 7

    thank you for your service

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  18. Jun 7

    shoutout to , The Website That Parodies Itself

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    I love everything about this proposal for a conservative, Omaha-based Saturday Night Live rip-off

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    lol this rules

    Dem candidate for governor airs first-ever campaign ad with same-sex kiss during "Fox & Friends"
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  21. Jun 7

    hire this guy Alex

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